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We’re just innocent men

submitted 56 days ago • 17 comments

With head-spinning velocity, MAGA went from "immigrants are eating your dogs!!!" to "immigrants are deserving your jobs!!!"

submitted 58 days ago • 37 comments

submitted 59 days ago • 70 comments

crazy to think what my life might be like if my back didn’t hurt all the time

submitted 59 days ago • 11 comments

saints do stuff like this to shake up the Church but they have to go thru a pretty rigorous process before the rough times end. still, you heard it here first

submitted 58 days ago • 14 comments

those who ignore history are doomed to be really cool people who didn't waste their free time learning about history

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

No matter how hard my mother tried, the circus refused to take me.

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

being high and suddenly remembering the box of Ferrero Rochers inside that Christmas gift bag is basically the same thing as being the T-800 from the first movie and seeing Sarah Connor

submitted 59 days ago • 4 comments

Met a baby named Phil today. He gave me his business card

submitted 87 days ago • 8 comments

i didtn think i threw up tHAT much,,

submitted 58 days ago • 6 comments

I'm like if doing the jerkoff motion at something manifested a human being

submitted 58 days ago • 3 comments

NYT: A man dedicated his life to shovelling children into the thresher-grinder chute of the Profits Machine. Yesterday he was murdered in cold blood. Instead of horror, people are reacting with glee and indifference. What happened to empathy? Is civility truly dead?

submitted 80 days ago • 157 comments

CN: Police violence "My [Black autistic] brother survived his encounter with the police and my worst nightmare did not come to fruition." But, Nancy A. Parker argues, Police Should Not Respond to Incidents Involving Autistic People. www.teenvogue.com/story/police... #AutisticWhileBlack

submitted 78 days ago • 2 comments

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to justify your reading preferences and choices to anyone. Audiobooks count as reading. Also, you don't have to finish books you don't enjoy. Don't read to impress, read for yourself. Life's too short, love yourself, ok? Signed, a librarian.

submitted 79 days ago • 1015 comments

Too many autistic students are imploding from autistic burnout and lack of accommodations for different learning needs. "If only schools had a space where students could step out & say 'I can breathe here, I can take time out'." www.bbc.com/news/article... #neurodiversity

submitted 78 days ago • 8 comments

Colbyjack resting after watching bird and squirrel TV.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

They tell you to stay in school but then arrest you for breaking into one and living there. Pick a fucking lane

submitted 79 days ago • 2 comments

It’s rude to show up to someone’s house empty-handed so I always bring some fuckery.

submitted 79 days ago • 13 comments

“Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown” ~ something I learned the hard way that one time I didn’t take my Burger King crown off at nap time.

submitted 88 days ago • 2 comments

The volcano in Iceland near the town of Grindavik erupted for seventh time since December 😳 abcnews.go.com/Technology/w...

submitted 94 days ago • 2 comments

None of can quite articulate why, but it bugs us when someone parks in front of our house.

submitted 91 days ago • 2 comments

My cat watching me pet my other cat

submitted 93 days ago • 11 comments

Your purpose on earth is not to argue with people who intentionally want to misunderstand you

submitted 93 days ago • 247 comments

I wonder if legally I have to say "I make-a da pizza" when I'm making pizza, like my ancestors before me.

submitted 93 days ago • 15 comments

I presume what would really offend republican voters is allegations he fed the children after he raped them

submitted 93 days ago • 6 comments

cop: can you pass a drug test me: oh fuck yeah i know all the drugs cop: [into shoulder mic] this dude is cool as hell, i repeat, this dude is cool as hell

submitted 96 days ago • 4 comments

Finally found my house on Google Maps.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.

submitted 94 days ago • 150 comments

giving each piece of laundry a little pat after folding so they know it’s okay to relax

submitted 95 days ago • 14 comments

Cracks me up how babies always look drunk even after just one beer

submitted 95 days ago • 11 comments

Me hating something: smug I knew I would hate this 😌

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

I can’t wait until the worm bursts out of RFK Jr’s face like in ALIEN.

submitted 96 days ago • 2 comments

[Jumping roundhouse kick] I plead Crazy for Swayze your honour! (Judge murmuring to stenographer) are we still doing The Chair

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

Good grief.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

It’s not the voices in my head that tell me to kill. It’s my neighbor’s wind chimes.

submitted 96 days ago • 9 comments

Survival Tip  If attacked by a shark, look behind it and say “Hey, isn't that Oscar winner Daniel Day-Lewis?” When the shark stops attacking you and turns around to see who’s behind them, swim to safety.

submitted 124 days ago • 3 comments

He said I was arrogant, so I set about him with my sceptre.

submitted 97 days ago • 5 comments

Everything that is happening with the new Trump administration is to scare you. To make you want to put your head under the covers and never surface. Do not. You are needed. Because they are going to face a resistance they were not prepared for. No more playing around. 🖖

submitted 97 days ago • 155 comments

I drive into every traffic circle prepared to die.

submitted 97 days ago • 81 comments

I’m aging like a fine banana.

submitted 99 days ago • 13 comments

“We are a country of immigrants.” Nope. Noooope. Bitch, we’ve been here. This is our Italy, Ireland, whatever. Human history began on this land with us. You, however, showed up with buckles on your hats…Why the fuck did you need a buckle on your hat!?? Happy “Thanksgiving.”