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this is so funny

you'll never be rid of him

Can’t believe he actually did one of these

I actually find this meme a bit cute

half of the posts on twitter remind me that the dead internet theory is very real

Happy to help. Nothing happened. Everyone pretended like it didn't happen. It's almost entirely gone. Horizon World somehow exists. $45bn basically disappeared into a black hole owed to "lack of a clear vision and mismanagement." Who knows what happened! finance.yahoo.com/news/metas-r...

Hmm this doesn't sound like him. www.reuters.com/world/americ...

not peak twitter, but still a good website

making peace with the taco salad i ordered when another table's fajitas arrive

i don't think id ever get trampled in a crowd setting . when im surrounded by thousands of panicked men and women i tend to play it smart

It feels like because Leavitt and other Trump officials respond to questions about these measures in the same discursive register as you would an office brainstorm (we’re discussing it, we’ve been looking at it, etc.) that the press don’t feel obligated to identify the lawlessness for what it is.

Let's check in on Myles Lewis-Skelly, who became the second youngest Englishman to start in a UEFA Champions League quarter-final tonight. Misplaced just three passes all night. No biggie. #ARSRMA

Free kicks is all it takes 🎶

Declan Rice direct free-kicks scored in his career to date (matches with full data coverage): ◎ 0 - First 381 matches ◉ 2 - Inside 12 minutes vs Real Madrid tonight #UCL

Arsenal's #UCL record at the Emirates since 23/24 (inside 90 mins): ◉ 11 matches ◉ 29 goals ◉ 4 goals conceded ◉ 9 clean sheets ◉ 9 wins ◉ 0 defeats Defending champions swept aside. 🧹

'Wimpole House', Marylebone (from 'Isolation Views', 2020) by Frank Laws franklaws.com/shop/isolation-views

Oh god Threads is coming back as a series www.broadcastnow.co.uk/indies/warp-...

Saw Micky 17 last night...not for me Clive.

This guy is like a celeb in the mma world as well, he’s one of the best coaches around. Just insane how this country is going to host a World Cup

Luckily for Labour the voters are never wrong when it’s they’re asking for more racism but unfortunately the voters are always wrong when they’re asking for nationalising public services and utilities

By the age of 30 your economy should have crashed at least twice

Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.

you're never gonna see the answer for this one coming

Got the win btw

Sky Sports seem confident about the result today:

'Station Food and Wine', Hackney Wick (2024) by Lawrence Brand lawrencebrand.com

Now which outfit to wear for my video saying "I am not a sex offender"....ah, perfect

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon http://theonion.com/...