Profile avatar
tonyacatte.bsky.social
bev! / tonya late 30-something queer trans goober from PDX (she/they) Writer of pop culture things (asecretarea.com) / (patreon.com/youfoundasecretarea) Warning: Will nerd out about game shows, music, video games and other goofy miscellanea at random
1,538 posts 199 followers 248 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter
Posts 31 Comments 18

just forget about tenchi! (2019)

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

realize I'm channeling my inner henchman by responding to things with "you got it, boss"

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

AI will never be able to craft a sentence as depressing and confounding as this, human creativity wins every time

submitted 13 hours ago • 10 comments

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

submitted 17 hours ago • 72 comments

Sarah McBride isn't advocating to throw trans rights under the bus, she is being a normal politician and not an insane online trans person. You should try it.

submitted 17 hours ago • 6 comments

The golden age of video golfing returns with Golden Tee Arcade Classics! We're bringing some of the most beloved games in the series to modern consoles & PCs with enhancements, custom controls & more. (Yes, trackballs too!) Tee up later this year! bit.ly/degoldentee

submitted 19 hours ago • 23 comments

submitted 21 hours ago • 23 comments

For the love of fuck. Please. Make sure to properly label videos that show violence or death so that people aren't getting fucking flash banged by things that might be very triggering. I am well aware of what's going on in the world. I fucking hate it. Don't give me a panic attack about it please?!

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

man, playing Quake II and Quake 4 on Xbox 360 is... an experience. Quake II is not well-suited to controller, and seems buggy in spots. Meanwhile, Quake 4 is a one-way trip to chugtown as the game's framerate barely struggles to hold over 30 in even the most inactive areas.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

This is how Therians dance

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

I think a lot of this also applies to me just constantly blogging monthly for over 13 years (!) at this point. I keep writing because I know from past experiences that if I stop for any reason, you probably won't see another Secret Area post until like, August 2026 or something So I keep going.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

“BART-sponsored Densha de Go tournament” is, somehow, a real string that Exists

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

I am not a fan of gatekeeping in retro stuff. We're long past the event horizon where people can hold even just the "major" stuff in their head. And only the most dedicated of obsessives can even assemble a "big picture". Not knowing a particular game is common, even if you like the old games.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Having that realization that I have written at least 4,000 words about stuff I've bought in the past year and a half, and wonder if anyone cares about that at all I know they say not to care too much about reader metrics and whatnot, but sometimes I worry if this is a fruitless endeavor

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

these people need help! professional help! not international television exposure!

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

Heard there was a song about that

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Miku handshake forged in the fires of fan meetups, Hank would be impressed #fortnite

submitted 2 days ago • 80 comments

There will never be another 'WTF With Marc Maron' 🎁 defector.com/there-will-n...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Going to read this and become an esports master. See you suckers at the Gorf tournament!!!!!

submitted 2 days ago • 23 comments

The Xbox/PS3 UE-era was a dark age for stable frame rates. I revisited and played through a bunch of my favourite Xbox 360 games a few years ago, and it was eye-opening just how poor the framerates were. You're trudging through treacle a lot of the time in the first Mass Effect.

submitted 2 days ago • 22 comments

suddenly got the urge to write about inane game show stuff that only me and 3 other people would care about I always have this dumb bits of game show wisdom but not with many folks to share it with!!!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Coyote shifting or "latransitioning"

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

I could still really really use the help if folks could keep spreading this

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 3 days ago • 18 comments

This is one of the hardest things I've ever done: asking for help. After a financially devastating divorce, I am asking for help getting FFS, a gender-affirming surgery for which I am having to pay a vast majority out of pocket. Any bit helps. www.gofundme.com/f/help-blue-...

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

On brand and ready to go! 👊

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

we need shorter video games. im totally ok with a game lasting 4 hours if it's a great experience from beginning to end. and im ok with spending $60 on a 4 hour game. game length =/= value

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

Samus Aran Inspired by the old game guide art for Super Metroid :D purple hair and a 6’3” 198lb frame! Be safe out there today! And keep existing! #metroid #samus #conceptart

submitted 3 days ago • 48 comments

Wrote a bunch of words about stuff I bought over the past year and a half. Mostly the half year, but still I don't know why, but I just... like writing words about why I bought something. Give a bit of knowledge of what I know about the product, the human element of writing, that sort of thing

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments