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Poutine for solidarity is a movement I can get behind.

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The first rule of Neighbor Club is polite nods for 30 years until one of us moves.

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signing off emails with “talk soon” to let them know they’ll never hear from me again

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I enjoy slow motion walks away from explosions.

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hey guys im jesus welcome to my last supper muckbang like and subscribe or go to hell

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oh no where's Tipsy a mystery

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Looking back on my life and some of the things I’ve done over the years I have to say it’s somewhat surprising to find I’m still alive.

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"Are you going to apologize for what you said?" "I'm sorry I feel that way."

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The problem with leaving the house is that any given moment you’re never more than six feet away from a complete twat.

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It was the worst of times, it was the even worse than that of times

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We still have so many sweet, funny older kittens (who are all quickly becoming young adults while still waiting for their forever homes). All very cat social & friendly, let us know what you’re looking for in a companion & we can match you up! Elkton, MD crits4cats.petfinder.com

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I am begging people to learn the difference between edging and edging out 😶

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Does this look infected? bares nervous system

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The problem with me is me, which coincidentally, is also the solution.

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not sure who needs this, but CLEAN YOUR FUCKIN GLASSES

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There is a new English language sumo YT channel in the planning stages. Much has yet to be decided - including my own level of my involvement - but I'm interested in hearing what kind of content / approach / upload schedule / video length etc. that people are interested in seeing. #Sumo #相撲

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Hey guys does anyone know what the fuck

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Please hesitate to reach out to me with any issues you may have

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Who called them sea monkeys when shrimpanzees was right there?

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the sexual tension between me and the brink of insanity is palpable

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Obsessed with this photo I took of a California Condor at the Oregon Zoo looking out into the rain majestically 🌧️

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combos rule because they're the closest the human race has gotten to dog treats but for people

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Prescription drug commercials greatly overestimate how much I want to hike or fly kites.

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imagine how much damage we could avoid if people would just stop being such huge dicks

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The problem is sociopathic corporate greed. 🧐

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i think this country needs a day that is the equivalent to when your teacher would wheel in a tv and vcr on a cart

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the shift from “I never thought leopards would eat MY face” to “eat my face harder leopard daddy” must be studied

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Somebody please give ex-Hakuho a billion dollars to start an international #sumo league. Because I know he’d be smart enough to stream matches on demand and have an official merch store that ships globally. It’d eclipse the JSA within a decade.

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When I hug someone and they smell like sunscreen, I think: Mmm you smell so responsible.

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I wrote about this a bit in my last book but it really shakes me that a defining feature of this catastrophic era is that we just keep going to work. We work through pandemics, we work through natural disasters, we work through economic calamity, we work through coups, we work, we work, we work.

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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

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Might as well pass the dutchie on the right hand side. Nothing fucking matters anymore.

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Asking my financial advisor how a volatile market will affect the 11 (eleven) rolls of pennies I have saved in an empty coffee can down in the basement

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Avoidance Dread Hyperfocus Debilitation

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