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Every Brave American (TM) will have two dolls and three friends 🇺🇸👍🏻💥

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“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing

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I don’t draw dicks on backstage walls but I will absolutely remove Musk-level cringe “comedy”

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This is a gut punch. One of the very best of humanity and a person who was so important to me and so many others. variety.com/2025/music/n...

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My work buddy and I just threw out an opened carton of tomato soup in the work fridge that expired in December of 2022!!! that is pandemic era tomato soup fuuuuuck

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What is the lifespan of software? What if you make software that's silly and full of whimsy? Will people remember it? Anyway, here's a video someone recently posted of “Good Luck, Babe!” by Chappell Roan performed through the composer feature in Mario Paint, a game released on Super Nintendo in 1992

submitted 5 days ago • 107 comments

Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people

submitted 5 days ago • 49 comments

Go fuck yourself

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Its swimsuit season, I whisper, eating another swimsuit

submitted 7 days ago • 24 comments

This is a new image from #JWST. The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way. Everything else is a galaxy. Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.

submitted 7 days ago • 632 comments

A horrible story but god bless this woman so accurately reading the ICE goons for filth here

submitted 7 days ago • 326 comments

Pritzker: Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research…

submitted 8 days ago • 1026 comments

Pritzker: The reckoning is here. And now that this culture of timidity is on display, these same do-nothing Democrats want to blame our losses on the defense of Black people, trans kids, and immigrants, instead of on their own lack of guts and gumption.

submitted 8 days ago • 494 comments

My youngest kid and I are each working through Breath of the Wild; we've both just left the Great Plateau, and they are further than me. They barrel past enemies and sprint from shrine to shrine. I love to take my time and find every little detail....

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

IMPORTANT THREAD about sticking to your values!! 💪🤘🏻

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Given the literal definition of deportation is removing a foreigner or noncitizen from the country, we - journalists, media orgs - should probably all stop referring to the ‘deportation’ of a 2 year old US citizen. It’s NOT a deportation. I’m not sure what it is. A kidnapping?

submitted 9 days ago • 2050 comments

Weezer: The Blue Album (1994)

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“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”

submitted 12 days ago • 171 comments

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

submitted 13 days ago • 858 comments

Oh, the trash can is full? Only if you're a quitter.

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but don't go posting Babylon Bee articles on Bluesky I don't care if "this one is actually pretty funny" They're despicable anti-trans bigots who are half the reason Elon took over Twitter No mercy for evil

submitted 13 days ago • 9 comments

"elder scrolls" is just me looking at my phone

submitted 14 days ago • 59 comments

Lumon Industries should have Take Your Outie To Work Day. #severance

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Two headlines in the New York Times today.

submitted 14 days ago • 1429 comments

Art.

submitted 15 days ago • 146 comments

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this incredible news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

submitted 15 days ago • 818 comments

Kenyan #journalist Alvin Kaunda was reporting live from Nairobi when a curious baby #elephant, Kindani, decided to join the broadcast. The playful elephant stuck her trunk in Alvin's mouth, making for a hilarious moment! A joyful reminder of wildlife's charm and the work of the Sheldrick Trust!

submitted 16 days ago • 442 comments

Remember when a Black woman wrote a personal essay about OutKast and a magazine inexplicably hired some white guy to read it? I think about it twice a week. Really goes for it with GUSTO!

submitted 16 days ago • 107 comments

Gabe: Jadzia, I'm thinking of a number between one and six hundred billion. Me: 3,841.6 Gabe: No, and no decimals. That would make it too hard.

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Looking at a cat is so much better than looking at a phone like it's not even close

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TIRED: He is risen WIRED: He's in prison

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Turns out you can shape the agenda with dramatic action and maybe even shift public opinion. Crazy.

submitted 16 days ago • 461 comments

Walk on the wild side by Lou Reed is about a trans woman?????

submitted 17 days ago • 29 comments

Oh, you're into ice cream? Name three flavors.

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I thought of a great name for a werewolf YouTube channel: Lycan Subscribe

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the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time

submitted 19 days ago • 278 comments

I’ve been laughing about this all morning

submitted 19 days ago • 48 comments

You gotta eat Kinder Eggs before they ripen into Kind Bars.

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New tariffs just dropped

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Is Kilmar Abrego Garcia alive? Because the amount of resistance to addressing his being trafficked gives the distinct impression that either he is dead or what they have done to him is so unspeakable that they cannot afford for him to be freed, seen, or spoken with.

submitted 20 days ago • 1372 comments

I hate when my wife says, "Get your sweet ass into the Sexatorium." We have two, so what she OUGHT to say is, "Get your sweet ass into either of the Sexatoria".

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I saw this Black Mirror episode

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I’m about to board my flight to El Salvador, where I hope to meet with senior government officials to discuss the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia. I also hope to see Kilmar and check on his condition — and remind him that we won’t stop fighting until he’s home.

submitted 20 days ago • 4257 comments

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

submitted 20 days ago • 813 comments

Constituents to Chuck Grassley: "Are you bringing back that guy from El Salvador?" Senior Citizen: “If I get an order to pay a ticket to pay $1200 and I just say ‘no’, does that stand up? Because he just got an order from the Supreme Court and he just said ‘screw it’” “I’M PISSED!”

submitted 21 days ago • 1266 comments

Abrego Garcia's wife: "I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive. Kilmar, if you can hear me, stay strong. God hasn't forgotten about you. Our children are asking when you will come home ... they miss their dad so much."

submitted 21 days ago • 1102 comments

no criminal record no gang ties no tattoos active pending asylum case 19 years old sent by trump to prison (forever?) in el salvador www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

submitted 21 days ago • 505 comments

There's a reason they're called "Trumped-up charges"

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