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I'd love to see a remake of 10 Things I Hate About You, but set in Shakespeare times, and done as a play, and in iambic pentameter.

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Jawdropping. You would expect this in a dictatorship, not the United States. This country is unrecognizable.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1440 comments

Tomorrow, we expect Trump is going to sign an Executive Order claiming to dissolve the U.S. Department of Education. Reminder: Trump does not have the legal authority to destroy a cabinet department; reporting on the EO as if he does have that power is both inaccurate and unethical.

submitted 23 hours ago • 40 comments

Noam Chomsky? More like, Gnome Chompy. Surely that guy ate a lot of gnomes? Like, we all see that, right??

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

INCREDIBLE Ruling! Judge Reyes just ruled that transgender people have served honorably in the military, judges Trumps trans military ban - which states trans people are inherently dishonorable - as unconstitutional and motivated by animus. Trans military members may continue to serve.

submitted 2 days ago • 215 comments

WATCH: Cars set on fire at Tesla in Las Vegas, "resist" painted on the building. FBI investigating

submitted 2 days ago • 1939 comments

They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will stop paywalling articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.

submitted 2 days ago • 1708 comments

I think a lot about how Crazy Rich Asians made a ton of money, huge hit, beloved movie. Sequel, guaranteed hit. And then the Asian woman cowriting the script asked to be paid the same amount as the white man they paired her with, and the studio completely abandoned the sequel rather than do that

submitted 3 days ago • 43 comments

These are not cats, they are the three stages of how much you can toast bread.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

creepy television interview dude: do you have a steady boyfriend? what kind of fella would you like? jodie foster, lesbian icon: 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

This is horrible to post, but I may as well post it. We are essentially shutting down research operations in my group, which is focused on treatments for pediatric brain cancer. I’m a well funded investigator, and there’s no choice. Science can’t function without the stability of NIH

submitted 5 days ago • 750 comments

Watching Jurassic Park, where a computer nerd with a debt problem and delusions of grandeur tears down all the safety systems, with no understanding of the consequences, so he can better facilitate his planned espionage and theft.

submitted 5 days ago • 227 comments

I'll have you know that a stranger at the local Mellow Mushroom LIKED MY OUTFIT AND TOLD ME SUCH. Then, another stranger at Walmart DID THE SAME THING. This is 49?? 🥰

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

these are our party leaders now, ignore all other opinions

submitted 5 days ago • 2922 comments

If you’re pissed about Sen. Chuck Schumer caving to Trump and Elon Musk, take the pledge to boycott contributions to all Senate Democrats until they replace him as leader: chng.it/mZgjGv9rS9

submitted 6 days ago • 230 comments

Today is the Ides of March. Let that vibe flow through you.

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If you are a Southern California person upset about @schumer.senate.gov ‘s craven betrayal of our country, the theatre his book tour will be at on 3/23 is the Moss Theatre. Their phone number is 310-828-5582

submitted 5 days ago • 571 comments

There's an amazing thing that happens when you're in your late-tens to your mid-teens. You read voraciously, and you come across a word that seems new, like "agape", so you try sounding it out different ways and realize - you've heard grown-ups say this word! As an adult I miss that feeling.

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#trek

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My two aesthetics

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The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.

submitted 7 days ago • 3688 comments

The existence of Carrot Top implies the existence of Celery Bottom. You thought it was gonna be Carrot Bottom, didn't you, you Subby McSub.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

many world leaders, in the coming weeks and months, might unite the world by saying either "go fuck yourself" or "shove it up your ass" to a sitting president. I just want to counsel that this will be funniest if you undersell the line. not "go FUCK yourself" but "eh...go fuck yourself"

submitted 7 days ago • 25 comments

less than five hundred years ago even the most powerful monarch was at the mercy of childhood disease and weather. now we can do literal concrete things about both and are in fact actively choosing to die of childhood disease and weather

submitted 8 days ago • 64 comments

Does the Spam brand canned meat company put out an email newsletter, and if so, how does anybody see it?

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If you don't mutter "Edward plate hands" to yourself as you move 4-5 plates from the dishwasher to the cabinet by clasping them between all your fingers, are you even living?

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

Work smarter, not dumber.

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I know a lot of people are boycotting Amazon, which is great, but it's hurting a lot of trans authors. Trans authors: Drop links to your NON-AMAZON book listings/storefronts. Cis people: Repost, boost, and, importantly, buy. Part of boycotting an evil corporation is supporting the alternatives.

submitted 10 days ago • 149 comments

You know how the cardinal rule of the internet is that every time you see Tom Holland lip syncing to Umbrella you have to watch and repost it? Well let me tell you, friend, sometimes I'll go so far as to SEEK OUT THAT VIDEO ON MY OWN WITH NO PROMPTING!! It is getting REAL in here now.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

the leap from disappearing the undocumented to disappearing visa holders to disappearing green card holders to disappearing naturalized citizens to disappearing natural born citizens is no leap at all, but a series of tiny steps block the path

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

I had a passing thought, wondering if my tween-aged kids would enjoy the Austin Powers movies. I feel like the character of Austin Powers wouldn't make much sense to them, as they have very little cultural context for understanding what he's a parody of. But Dr. Evil? They're gonna GET that guy.

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The coolest thing I’ve seen today is that a bunch of volunteer public health professionals and developers have restored the CDC website from before January 20th 2025. This differs from an archive in that they want to rebuild the links between pages and replicate the full website.

submitted 11 days ago • 453 comments

UGH. I feel really lousy. Not sick, but just due to the change in the clocks. Drowsy and stretched thin, like butter scraped over too much bread, and whatnot.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

If March 8 was International Women's Day, does that mean today is International Women's Boxing Day?

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Remember, the temporal paradox will return tonight. You may notice anomalies, such as missing time or strange behavior from your pets. You will likely feel tired for the first few days after passing through the temporal displacement field. This is normal for time travel.

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Montana is extremely lucky to have Zooey Zephyr and SJ Howell standing up in front of openly transphobic lawmakers who wanted to pass a bill that would /take trans kids away from their parents./ Thank you to them, and to the Republicans who crossed the aisle. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

submitted 12 days ago • 143 comments

The Pentagon has marked 26,000 photos for deletion to purge evidence of diversity. The photos include the 1st black pilots in WWII, the 1st women to pass infantry training & the plane that dropped the Hiroshima bomb because it’s called the “Enola GAY”. This is real. We’re living in a horror story.

submitted 13 days ago • 136 comments

I invested in an 18 pack of eggs and now I'm cradling them in my arms like I'm Willow carrying baby Elora Danan

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Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome x.com/repalgreen/s...

submitted 14 days ago • 10778 comments