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tooshortplanks.bsky.social
Moved from Thanet to Belfast during lockdown. CPFC supporter. Quite like following Sutton United too. Owner of a daft greyhound. Can be seen most mornings walking him in the local park.
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submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

WTF are PSNI TSG doing pulling over motorists who “haven’t done anything wrong”? We’re paying for four officers to tootle around Belfast in an armoured Land Rover. No wonder they are short of money.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Not sure how successful the new ping pong table is going to be.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Whoever is responsible for the merchandising of clothing in H&M isn’t thinking about neurodivergent people who are struggling to find anything to wear.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Deaf con won.

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

"What do you mean they accidentally just recognised Taiwanese sovereignty?"

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

With AI models being trained on old textual materials, a lesser-remarked side effect is that they will be polluted with out-of-date information. How does the machine distinguish between the old and wrong, and the current and factual? No-one knows! More in the new Private Eye, out now.

submitted 4 days ago • 12 comments

The amount of tradespeople who park their vehicles on the pavement in our street is beyond the joke. Trying to negotiate reversing into our drive with vans and lorries in the way is annoying.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I painted this picture of me walking past a Land Rover parked in front of store.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Great to see the white flags being waved at Craven Cottage. Let’s hope the home side surrenders. #CPFC

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This is a MAGA movement I can get behind.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

If these prats try to claim that vaccines cause autism, every autistic person in the US should form a class action suit against the government for vaccine injury compensation.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Just seen a possible contender for Q2 2025 #DarwinAwards Cyclist mid 20s no lights, no helmet, dark clothing, poorly lit road wearing earbuds. The only thing making him slightly visible was the reflection of my headlights on his pasty legs.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Just to let you know that the customer service at Noel Grimley is brilliant. Bought a washing machine from stock and loaded it in the car all within 20 minutes. They were really busy too.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

It’s all very exciting in Upper Malone. Car crashed while being pursued by the police. Driver does a runner, but doesn’t get very far. Batons drawn, arrest made. 5 marked police cars at the end of the road.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry to do a semi-political thing - especially so early on a Saturday morning - but the tiny wee red carpet Canada provided Marco Rubio is some fucking god-tier shithousing.

submitted 22 days ago • 7 comments

It appears that the other place is on the receiving end of either Anonymous or Ukrainian high jinx if we are to believe Noel skuM that that’s who is responsible.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

The last time I saw @officialcpfc.bsky.social play against @fulhamfc.com, George Best and Rodney Marsh were playing at Selhust Park.

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

More than ever, what happened between the Leave Campaign and Russia needs to be thoroughly investigated. @yorkshirebylines.co.uk @bylinesnetwork.co.uk @bylinetimes.bsky.social @carolecadwalla.bsky.social yorkshirebylines.co.uk/politics/the...

submitted 45 days ago • 8 comments

1271% apr. How is that allowed to be charged by lenders to the poorest members of society?

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments