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in love with don henley since 2003. green bay packers owner. storm spotter. pophead. my favorite scent is outboard motor exhaust. i’m with coco forever. she/her
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i'm not sure if my parents accidentally threw it out or if it didn't come in the mail yet - the village fourth of july schedule pamphlet has not arrived. might have to hit the library or village hall this weekend and pick one up. or print one off at work, if it comes down to it

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Always loved the people who are like, "But my ancestors came here the legal way!" and by that they mean they arrived via ratship to an island, a man asked them their name, they were like, "Uh, Jeff... Smith?" another guy said "sure?" and then they became permanent residents of the United States.

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Love to rubberneck while a creep gets absolutely wrecked in an election, just a deeply satisfying sensation

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new york city!!!!!!!!!! LFGGGGGG

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all eyes on the new york city mayoral primary! is this what it feels like for the rest of america when wisconsin has to be the lynchpin of democracy every two to four years

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begging sweet baby jesus and the grown one too 🙏

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the discover tab exists to punish you for posting good . like hey nice joke let’s put it up on the fridge in the black lodge

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smh structure on the shelf cloud was kinda garbage :/

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this gust front really do be gust fronting

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thank fuckin jesus, this plus the storms rolling in off the cold front, it's almost over

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the thing about not liking sports is that you're wrong

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Since the NBA season ended last night, here's my self indulgent take on where Sports Bluesky is atm. The TLDR is that crappy Resistance accounts are working like antibodies to flush casual sports ppl off this platform and the devs should address this if they actually want sports to take off here.

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the dress code at my work is “dress for your day” so most days i come to work in a t-shirt, leggings, and a flannel or sweatshirt. today i am wearing a tank top due to the Hot, and the tiny public school kid inside me is afraid someone’s going to send me to the office for showing shoulder

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*takes one step outside*

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yay thunder! love a team named after a weather phenomenon

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oh the haliburton injury is fucking brutal

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“Non Contact”

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minnesota vikings

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hmm what if i fucked around and doubleheaded country shows (phil vassar and jo dee messina) at summerfest next weekend... much to think about

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President Grink

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heat index is a solid 100, yet here's jeff on the ring camera at peak heating powerwashing the driveway. classic dad move

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it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

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Why do I feel like one political party is helping fascism take hold and the other is deciding whether to have chicken salad or an Italian sub for lunch?

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i believe the wettest place in the world is the women’s bathrooms at summerfest. even the toilet paper is sweating

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cool, so are we going to be involved in another unnecessary war in the middle east after being in one for 20 of my 29 years on this earth? great

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i have sunscreen, water, gatorade, liquid IV, and pickles on deck for my summerfest excursion. save me hydration, hydration save me!!!!!!!!!!!

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Think how scary this guy would be if you saw him in the Black Lodge from Twin Peaks

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well if cutting the grass just now is any indication… i may die at summerfest tomorrow. just let me get a sampler platter and at least one song from jbrekkie before i shuffle off this mortal coil

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i’m cooked. literally

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b r u h

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what is this world coming to… smh

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the high is forecast to be 98 on saturday when i’m supposed to go to summerfest. welp if i start to overheat just toss me in the lake

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A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CAR JUST DID ALMOST THE SAME EXACT THING AGAIN THIS MORNING????????

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anybody saying this website is dead is an idiot,we had like 3 incredible main characters today. guy who went to the hospital for jacking off, weird old man complaining about likes, and the fucking vice president. this place has the juice

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