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in love with don henley since 2003. green bay packers owner. storm spotter. pophead. my favorite scent is outboard motor exhaust. i’m with coco forever. she/her
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mom had blue sparkly spray paint for a project so naturally i had to go make the blue paint markings on the street for the neighborhood water main project a little more ✨fabulous✨. i’m sure the contractors won’t mind

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bugs should be outlawed. i should not have to go close my curtains and then enter a standoff with a strange insect in my window well. i do not want my room to smell like raid. and yet

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The Crock Pot is one of the only times when real life works like video game crafting. You dump in some powders and the remains of several vile birds and out comes hot delicious food

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[montgomery gentry voice] yeaaaah this is my town

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One thing about the current panic and how it’s almost exclusively targeted at LGBTQ people is looking back at growing up and realizing that almost every single instance of either straight up criminality or just being a creep at my school was done by a middle aged male teacher to a female student

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i’m not usually gatekeepy about my interests, but man i see kids on tiktok every so often that are interested in [niche piece of media that was foundational to my adolescence] and my gremlin brain shorts out

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work makes me want to tear my hair out today!!!!!!! GRAHHHH

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okay y’all guess we’re gonna see if these SSRIs can hold up to ✨garbage supreme court decisions✨

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leave it to ella marija lani yelich-o'connor to make bangers that are also supremely fucking sad! VIRGIN SUMMERRRRRRRR LFGGGGGGGG LORDE I FUCK WITH YOU FOREVER GIRL

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seven minutes til a new lorde album... thank god

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i'm not sure if my parents accidentally threw it out or if it didn't come in the mail yet - the village fourth of july schedule pamphlet has not arrived. might have to hit the library or village hall this weekend and pick one up. or print one off at work, if it comes down to it

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Always loved the people who are like, "But my ancestors came here the legal way!" and by that they mean they arrived via ratship to an island, a man asked them their name, they were like, "Uh, Jeff... Smith?" another guy said "sure?" and then they became permanent residents of the United States.

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Love to rubberneck while a creep gets absolutely wrecked in an election, just a deeply satisfying sensation

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new york city!!!!!!!!!! LFGGGGGG

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all eyes on the new york city mayoral primary! is this what it feels like for the rest of america when wisconsin has to be the lynchpin of democracy every two to four years

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begging sweet baby jesus and the grown one too 🙏

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the discover tab exists to punish you for posting good . like hey nice joke let’s put it up on the fridge in the black lodge

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smh structure on the shelf cloud was kinda garbage :/

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this gust front really do be gust fronting

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thank fuckin jesus, this plus the storms rolling in off the cold front, it's almost over

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the thing about not liking sports is that you're wrong

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Since the NBA season ended last night, here's my self indulgent take on where Sports Bluesky is atm. The TLDR is that crappy Resistance accounts are working like antibodies to flush casual sports ppl off this platform and the devs should address this if they actually want sports to take off here.

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the dress code at my work is “dress for your day” so most days i come to work in a t-shirt, leggings, and a flannel or sweatshirt. today i am wearing a tank top due to the Hot, and the tiny public school kid inside me is afraid someone’s going to send me to the office for showing shoulder

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*takes one step outside*

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yay thunder! love a team named after a weather phenomenon

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oh the haliburton injury is fucking brutal

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“Non Contact”

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minnesota vikings

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hmm what if i fucked around and doubleheaded country shows (phil vassar and jo dee messina) at summerfest next weekend... much to think about

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President Grink

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heat index is a solid 100, yet here's jeff on the ring camera at peak heating powerwashing the driveway. classic dad move

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it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

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Why do I feel like one political party is helping fascism take hold and the other is deciding whether to have chicken salad or an Italian sub for lunch?

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i believe the wettest place in the world is the women’s bathrooms at summerfest. even the toilet paper is sweating

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