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Elon’s busy schedule today is claiming astronauts were left in the ISS for political reasons, getting corrected by an ISS astronaut, throwing a fit where he calls the astronaut a slur, then complaining that we should deorbit the ISS

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I’d like to think I’m the first person to get into a flame war with VPOTUS from the swimming pool of Woburn Center Parcs at half-term.

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A power struggle within the court of a soi-disant absolute monarch involving a faction of hardline Calvinists. More news from 16th century Scotland as we get it.

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Is this about up the arse

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My AI girlfriend is so smart she said I'm a primordial flesh sack that is not long for this plane of existence, I don't know what any of that means, but it sounds super hot.

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This is Buster. He's having the best day ever. Gets to play in the pool AND get rained on at the same time. 13/10 every lab's dream

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Guard: A very good morning to all of you. Me: Fuck you you judging bastard, but what was that you just said about toilets?

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2p on my income tax ringfenced for defence / Ukraine. And more temporary borrowing for the same purposes. Fuck your fiscal rules. Right fucking now motherfuckers.

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joe biden has said sentences far more coherent than whatever this is

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Lol

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Thursday

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Me in 1985: "Ban The Bomb! Justice for the Rainbow Warrior! bloody French....." Me in 2025: "J'adore la dissuasion nucléaire indépendante française."

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doctor: your blood glucose is over 800 cookie monster: is that bad doctor: sir it's deadly Cookie Monster: (softly) me want cookie

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I couldn't think of an answer this morning. Tonight it turns out the answer is, disappointingly, Big Suze. www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/educ...

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It means “I dislike immigration from certain countries because they don’t agree with British liberalism, an ideology and mode of living that I am explicitly hostile towards”.

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“If a long public conversation with a guy whose most notable achievement is giving himself a benzo addiction possibly as a result of eating nothing but beef doesn’t win back the voters in the Tory heartlands, what will”

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Imagine Mohammed bin Salman being the good guy in the room

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"I took a punt and it went wrong. This is somehow somebody else's fault."

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Oh no not Douglas Murray he always seemed so nice, whoever could have predicted this, etc.

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Show me two people with insane beef.

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Me: I really need to start reading again. Sky: www.skygroup.sky/article/mult...

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Whilst Russia is clearly to blame we really should show some degree of embarrassment over this

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Just seen an advert for the anniversary of Tesco Clubcard, and remembered the batshit case that pushed it from a trial to full-time scheme

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In case it hasn’t been apparent since 2022: Volodymyr Zelensky is the leader of the free world.

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Proper Monty Python moment reporting on a Nazi rally in Dresden when a bunch of fully tattooed and kitted up fascists get on the train and stand awkwardly for a couple of stops next to a Turkish family.

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I asked a Ukrainian commander what he thought about Trump's comments and conversation with Putin. What he said is below - "I see that democrats do nothing..."

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Am obliged to point out whenever this album is mentioned, that Mr Tumble also visited the same spot, although possibly not to summon demons

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I think about this truly remarkable portrait of McConnell and his plan to spend the last two years of his political career looking for the guy who did this a lot. A superb interview.

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Just so we're clear: Hegseth, or whoever wrote his talking points, has taken both NATO membership and a return to pre-2014 borders (which themselves reflect Russian aggression) off the table before negotiating with the Russians. Idiotic from a bargaining stance, not just morally bankrupt

submitted 10 days ago • 63 comments

Whenever I see this photo of Joel Gion from The Brian Jonestown Massacre I can't help thinking it's from a Kevin Eldon sketch.

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Telling the geography teacher that there is only one lake in the Lake District, the others are all meres, waters or tarns. I got detention and I'm still annoyed about it.

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"This week I has been mostly exercising my right to silence"

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"get in losers, we're excommunicating JD Vance"

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Ironically, I would argue David Graeber’s job more closely resembled “bullshit” than any of the below listed

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Please read this until you understand it. Many thanks. Pengy x

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i know ppl here do not enjoy screenshots of X but this one is such a great encapsulation of what it's become

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