tortlebard.bsky.social
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You’re not watching… but taking a knee during the national anthem… during a game you aren’t watching?
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Because the news isn’t the news anymore. It’s entertainment. It’s lost its soul and it’s never coming back. Even the most liberal of outlets will treat daily events as circus acts that we should gasp or laugh act. “Look at the elephant on the tight wire! Will he finally fall!”
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Wait until you hear who Tom Brady voted for
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I mean his economy basically crashed, his lack of response to the covid outbreak killed a few million people, and he turned the country into the laughing stock of the world. But yeah sure… “still free” or whatever.
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Sir did you take a picture of a picture for your profile picture because good lord that’s blurry
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I heard this meme when I read it.
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Lost Mines of Phanedelver is the go-to newbie story. There’s a decent expansion to it called Shattered Obelisk that adds some good content once you’ve got the basics down.
I’ve also done the Starter Set story with complete newbies and it was solid. You can pick the box up almost any big store.
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Dude doesn’t have the assets. It’s all liquid. There’s a reason he was trying to get out of the Twitter sale before it took place. It’s assumed wealth and other bullshit.
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I still remember when wrestling media was arguing “is AEW being too good actually bad for them?”
Its at that point I realized most wrestling media are professional grifters and should not be taken any more seriously than some opinion read on r/squaredcircle
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It’s a Thanksgiving tradition. Been doing it sense I was 18.
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Cool. Just remember that when you’re bleeding out in the streets from getting shot at a protest because a republican called the National guard on you ✌️
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Well you’re wrong so…
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Back in Russia
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You must be a hoot at parties
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This was my first week in the classroom after a career change. My phone must be listening to me to see this post lol.
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This fucking double talk. “Diversity is propaganda but racism is wrong.” Can a rocket crash into Elon’s skull already?
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So like… you just didn’t pay attention at all over the last 4 months…
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Spelunky. It’s absolutely one of the hardest games I’ve ever played, but also a lesson in confidence. You can’t go into it feeling your way through a level slowly. You have to jump and respond as you go on pure instinct.