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toughturnip.bsky.social
Effervescent ennui Seattle born, Minnesota raised. Don't let them tame you.
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The artistic drenched ennui I inherited, an apple wetly stuck in my carapace

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The staggering genius of heartbreak. Listlessness haunts the vivacious soul. Grief without geist and echoes unheard.

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The sparkling, listlessness of being

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Tattoo this on to the back of my eyelids please

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Slop is the tastiest form of food @jacobandrews.bsky.social @secretsleepoversociety.com

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Happy Valentines Day ♥️

submitted 24 days ago • 19 comments

Hell yea

submitted 49 days ago • 423 comments

My eight year old suggests that we just have TikTok every other day and, honestly, yes.

submitted 49 days ago • 239 comments

Good Riddance to all those that stifled me. #hades

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

My best friend, the person who introduced me to Figment, confessed that he thinks it is the WORST ride in Disney. Please feel free to shame him. @bensjoberg.com #figment #disneyworld

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

Anxiety and depression will make your world so small it becomes suffocating.

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I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time

submitted 109 days ago • 452 comments

I’m currently reading up on an old Irish term for a person who likes to stay home by the warmth and comfort of the fireplace (a person we might today call a couch potato). The term, cailleach na luatha, should immediately replace couch potato though. It essentially means “divine hag of the ashes”

submitted 355 days ago • 57 comments

Karen's dad seems like a bit of an egg head.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe if you look at this 1974 family photo where I have a combover because I cut one of my pigtails off at the scalp while my dad mad dogs you my mom ignores you and my sister flips you off you’ll feel better

submitted 310 days ago • 76 comments

This does feel very ‘old twitter’. Can’t wait to start posting my brilliant thoughts before losing confidence and deleting them.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Hey Bixbi, play Common People by William Shatner

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