Maybe if you look at this 1974 family photo where I have a combover because I cut one of my pigtails off at the scalp while my dad mad dogs you my mom ignores you and my sister flips you off you’ll feel better
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Dear, sweet Karen...this genuinely looks like the kind of photo they'd use in an episode of "Evil Lives Here" where both the mother and the father are in on the atrocities together. Their daughters went on to burn down the local middle school.
All my love to your sister's friend Adrien please 💕
All these years as a listener, I love your family stories the most. The added flair here is that the crop makes your mom look like she has mutton chops
When I see this, all I can hear is Tom Servo saying, "...and later I'll ram my ova depositor down your throat and lay my egg in your chest, but I'm not an alien!
I am FRAGILE these days and the look on your face has me close to tears. Absolutely the face of a tiny menace who knew she'd light a bed on fire one day.
The only way I will be fully satisfied on this site is when you realize this place is filled with informed, not-yet-insane chaos monsters, & the block function/filter is so much better. #WhatAreYouEvenDoingRightNow
Pausing to type this as I finally write a hometown adjacent email re:
episode 378
Your mom is doing that thing that most people do now in photos. Your sister is doing the other thing they do. Ahead of their time. (I print people’s photos for a living)
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Also wow your dad has a long head.
All my love to your sister's friend Adrien please 💕
Pausing to type this as I finally write a hometown adjacent email re:
episode 378
It's glorious.