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Jared Jones' Chest Hair on Twitter. | Pirates baseball, The X-Files, and an endless supply of sarcasm.
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He gave up, what, 3 HR? Has to wax everything off.
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Oh hey, he's already on the "MAGA" list, so I automatically blocked him.
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Balls.
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🤘
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I wish my boomer parents were pissed. They want to "Wait a year to see what he actually does." I'm not allowed to talk about politics.
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Still have to imagine many people hear us wondering the same thing. 🙃
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Guess we know he added that one in! 😂 First example that came to mind. But every once in a while the word sneaks in somewhere on TV.
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Related: There are instances in pop culture of characters saying jagoff where neither the character nor the actor was from Pittsburgh or Chicago. Example: Joe Montegna/Dave Rossi in Criminal Minds.
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I'm sure the Clairton mill is thrilled, though.
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The soldiers back there defending Rump's remaining hair.
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Like hell they don't. There a reason I got mine before these turds took office.
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Aw, Chuck. How could you hate Beck? I had mixed feelings about Bronte. But overall the end was good.
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Duck.
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Well said. And thus completes the cycle of pain. Unfortunately as Pirates fans, we're doomed to repeat it!
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Actually, that would be a masochist. Properly, Ben Cherington would be the sadist here. Gotta be proper about our torture, after all.
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Needs The Great Outdoors to be complete.
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So tired hearing about how my innie can't get any run support. Poor guy.
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"...Her name is Bambi?"
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So it was you. Look what you did.
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Same tbh.
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This. youtu.be/H5zy6LE1l6k?...
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No idea what this means, but it's a beautiful use of words.
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So this is...Canada?
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Looks like a Captcha I can finally get behind.
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Cat dad jokes.
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You obviously don't know my baseball team.
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But did the Oxford comma?
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Put him back in the pen now that Burrows is up.
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I've got some bad news.
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Reminds me of this episode of SVU. 🤢 (Watch the video) m.imdb.com/title/tt1863...
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Neither of them is that fit. Do better.
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To be honest, not much.
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🤔 Out of all those, we've got one Trader Joe's.
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Serious question: Where are you shopping instead besides Costco? Don't have one nearby and I also don't need all purchases in bulk.
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Did IKF say this or did our government say it? Such a non-answer.
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Wait...is it finally time?
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I'm sorry. It was me pitching tonight.
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"He's got the smallest dick I've ever seen. And the biggest ego. We call him mushroom dick."
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Need video closed captioning to stay updated on this ish without having to unmute the videos.
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Have you considered linking to other stories in these bulletins? While everything is believable (and I'm sure accurate), doing so does give more substance. I'm not a "Cite your source" social media pest, just a writer and concerned citizen.
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3. Fuck?
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2. The
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1. What