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Some snark. Some satire. Some stories. Mostly nonsense. All opinions and ideas are my own. Unless they’re really dumb. Then they’re Biden’s.
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Another day another crime. Today’s brought to you by DUI hire Kkkaptain Kkkegsbreath: the silly US Constitution’s Establishment Clause. Nbd. #fyp #fypシ #dod #miltok #military #duihire #usa #blessedbethefruit #underhiseye

I think Mother has summoned us… #taylorswift #taylornation #swifties #reputationtaylorsversion #handmaidstale #staywoke #lfg

The president has covered the Oval Office in gold, is planning a massive military parade for his birthday, and is now accepting $400,000,000 luxury planes from foreign powers as personal presents. What the fuck are we doing here?

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms. Including MAGA Spice herself, Kristi Noem.

Amazing news, amazing work, amazing article from @404media.co, @josephcox.bsky.social, & @jasonkoebler.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy, @youranoncentral.bsky.social, @youranonnews.bsky.social, & @youranona.bsky.social. This is what patriotism looks like 🇺🇸💙✊ #anonymous #404Media #FreedomFighters

Thank you, #Anonymous & #404Media for this incredible news & your tireless effort. You’re doing the lord’s work & fighting the good fight✊💙 @404media.co @josephcox.bsky.social @jasonkoebler.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy @youranoncentral.bsky.social @youranonnews.bsky.social @youranona.bsky.social

This is a new image from #JWST. The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way. Everything else is a galaxy. Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.

Leaked footage from the Hegseth household.

New Executive Order: Making the White House White Trash For Realzeez First a Tesla liquidation sale and now this. I’m just surprised they didn’t wait for the installation of the 200’ of flag poles DementiaDon has commissioned. Please send help. We are not okay.

Peter the Leaker’s really having a rough couple o’ weeks.

Donny J fixed the bogus poll released by the failing Fox News, where they ERRONEOUSLY called this a JOB APPROVAL POLL when EVERYONE sees this is a list of the BEST scores from the BEST PRESIDENT in US & human history, & the LOSER scores from the three WORST PRESIDENTS in the history of the WORLD!

Looks like Donny and his Fox News Teddy Baier may be fighting ☹️

Ciao, Donny. Enjoy the nosebleed seats.

For the last 3 yrs, I was the director for the Science of Science program at the NSF. We funded projects on science communication - science communication to the public, communication of public priorities to scientists, citizens engagement & participation in science. 🧵

Silence is compliance, folks. Time to up for those who can’t.

This seems right, and all of this is WRONG.

The House passed legislation to prohibit federal district judges from issuing nationwide injunctions, marking a significant step in an escalating Republican campaign targeting judges who have blocked some of Trump’s executive orders.

Yeah, we’re fucked.

Reminder: All People Had To Do Was Fill In A Little Oval Next To The Smart Black Lady’s Name.

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.