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Scriptwriter and such. Mother and Son. The PM's Daughter. Born To Spy. The Other Guy. The Unlisted. Timothy. Horror feature Site Unseen coming 2025.
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Gotta love this meme, skewering the New York Times for getting Trump elected. If you ask any Trump voter, they'll tell you it was the things they read in the New York Times that convinced them. A truly unforgivable crime, New York Times.

What an incredibly unsettling slogan.

The lead in Freddy Got Fingered

For anyone who has Amazon Prime Video, I can’t recommend this Argentinian comedy series strongly enough. Porno y Helado (Porn & Ice Cream) may have the worst name I’ve ever heard, but it’s the funniest series I’ve seen in maybe a decade.

It's a crime to subtweet The Boy In The Bubble like this

So fun watching the showbiz legends rock up to the SNL 50 red carpet and playing that classic game "Is That His Daughter?"

The idea of an iron grip on a performing arts complex sounds so fucking ridiculous. It's a comedy idea. But it really is sinister as hell. One of the things that makes authoritarianism most dangerous has to be how funny it is.

More of this!

In a time of controversy, Mia Farrow's out here starting the greatest controversy of them all

Haha nice one @crooked.com

i really like when horror movies have a scene with like, a horde of creatures gorily mutilating and eating a giant hunk of meat or a corpse and then a scientist / gov official is like "hungry little guys, aren't they?" and everyone else is aghast. more of this

So weird that buying groceries could be considered depressing. It looks good to me!

Ben Stiller being the most American he has ever been

This is the future liberals want

Instead of saying "I saw an insufferable post on Bluesky" say "I get to experience irritation in new and interesting ways"

I love seeing ten tweets about how tiktok is an essential part of resisting fascism and then the app sends out a notification like “dearest lord ruler, let us bribe you for the ability to ignore a law, just name your price papa!”

Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space

not Lynch's movie, I know, but god, what a sendoff

As a mediocre white male, I've been told by colleagues that I only missed out on certain opportunities because of DEI or its equivalent. But I never believed it. I'm quite capable of not being good enough on my own, thank you.

Great piece about the nature of LA by Cole!

There. I said it.

Ooh la la look at Mr 6-8 friends

Man Decides Eating Lunch Without Headphones On Counts As Meditating theonion.com/man-decides-...

Put it in terms they have to respect: Generation Sigma

Is it a contradiction that I both think it would taste nice and that you would definitely vomit from drinking it?

This feels right to me. I've never been to a Chili's, but I feel strongly that no song played should go beyond The Office Season 4.

A passage from the Tao that’s frequently worth revisiting.

I remember there were many knights of the "Don't Look Up" realm when it came out, but can't believe there are still so many people vociferously defending this tepid film today.

When my beloved screen shows me a character I don’t recognize I jeer and hiss until it shows me a character from a familiar IP or extended universe, at which point I begin to cheer and say “I know what that is!”

Prime Muppet Christmas Carol content

Everyone should follow ‪@benstiller.redhour.com‬ if you love no-context sports posts that say things like "Time out" and "The thing is they've got to take it when this happens"

wrestling is real

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

It’s really funny that the streaming services realized that we like to binge tv series so they were like “what if every tv show was 7 episodes every 3 years? I’ll bet you would love that”

Get this pro-Bluesky propaganda into my VEINS

For no reason at all, for the first time, I'm thinking it's strange that post-apocalyptic fiction doesn't feature polio fucking everywhere.

we are all doomed

In some ways, I liked the world better before everything got super dark and insane

I can't bring myself to do the brackets, because my brain wouldn't let go of the "incompleteness". But I am very big on writing a laughably terrible version of the dialogue or action, just to get through it and onto the next bit.

like I understand where you're coming from here but they very much did cancel jesus.