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Baseball was only invented by big hot dog to sell more hot dogs

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Y'all ever just go to sleep listening to the sound of Protos probes mining?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

the Marathon alpha released recently and its environments are covered with assets lifted from poster designs i made in 2017. @bungie.net @marathonthegame.bungie.net

submitted 22 days ago • 275 comments

On fancy new FAMICOM DISK - Metroid! Blasting you through time and space in 1986 🚀 #ViideoBytes

submitted 23 days ago • 4 comments

"The pizza parties will continue until moral improves."

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

submitted 39 days ago • 1013 comments

The only way Bethesda can capitalize even harder on the Oblivion remaster is to release official mod tools

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Lightning spells in video games use real electricity.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Do you think software development was just an elaborate trap for neurodivergent people? 🤔

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

So how long until Pete Hegseth leaks war plans to his twitch chat?

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

The amount of stress and worry for the future I'm under directly corresponds with the amount of Star Trek media I consume.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Marathon looks pretty neato

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

UK: Brexit is the biggest act of economic self harm any country will ever perform USA: Hold my beer...

submitted 63 days ago • 344 comments

We really need to come together and figure out what the conversion rate of chicken tender to bone in wing is.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Guess where they got their weird trade deficit math from?

submitted 64 days ago • 260 comments

Thank you DOOM 2016 BFG Division for getting me through my last set at the gym

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

That first episode of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds hitting different right now

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

STOP 👏 USING 👏 THE 👏 PHRASE 👏 LET 👏 THE 👏 CAT 👏 OUTTA 👏 THE 👏 BAG 👏 CATS 👏 LOVE 👏 THE 👏 SHIT 👏 OUTTA 👏 BAGS 👏 I'VE👏 SEEN 👏 A 👏 CAT👏 HANG 👏 OUT👏 IN 👏 A 👏 BAG 👏 FOR👏 THREE👏 DAYS 👏 STRAIGHT 👏 DO 👏 YOUR 👏 DAMN 👏 RESEARCH!

submitted 71 days ago • 143 comments

When I was younger and wished that we lived in the Star Trek universe I forgot to add the caveat that we skip WW3. I'm hoping that adding that to the wish isn't too late.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Aside from the obvious things I dont want to happen. I also really hope first contact doesn't happen within the next 4 years...

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

felt like we could all use a pick-me-up

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Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.

submitted 95 days ago • 357 comments

I FORGOT TO POST HERE BUT EA RELEASED THE SOURCE CODE FOR THE ORIGINAL CNC, RED ALERT, RENEGADE, AND GENERALS/ZERO HOUR!!!!!!!!!!

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Happy 23rd birthday to Command & Conquer Renegade!

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

DEI Hires Removed From Chessboard hard-drive.net/hd/dei-hires...

submitted 101 days ago • 3 comments

Grimdank put into words how I feel about people complaining about plot armor in fiction

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

If you're losing a battle, you should stop that and do more winning instead. - Sun Tzu.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.

submitted 107 days ago • 2158 comments

Good news, my new computer can run Crysis

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Incompetence in Washington puts every American at risk, no matter how you voted. No one should be happy that the DOGE team - the same folks who randomly published classified U.S. security information online today - wants access to your bank account & Social Security numbers.

submitted 111 days ago • 2648 comments

Y'all ever just stalk your uber eats drive through the GPS visual, watch them miss a turn, and start yelling out loud, "Kevin get your head in the game! Lock the fuck in!" Yes I'm very hungry.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

I really want to know how Jesus's stand-up routine is. I bet it's the best, being divine and all, but I need to hear it.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I'm at an Eagles bar for the Super Bowl, and they sat us with a random older couple. We were talking a bunch, and then this Trump interview came on, and now everyone is looking at their phones. Ignoring the elephant on the TV.

submitted 117 days ago • 1 comment

Harrison Butker Announces He Can’t Kick If Women Are Watching. We're fading the Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX after Harrison Butker announced cannot and will not kick if girls are watching.

submitted 120 days ago • 368 comments

Does doing the Caramelldansen dance for the whole song length count as cardio?

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so tired of the term, "Pushing [thing] to the next level"

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

League players are the fastest game community to surrender and it will forever irritate me

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments