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troyd.bsky.social
Clean air advocate #yeg
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e-scooters are out #yeg

Boston Te[sl]a Party 2025 Americana Mexicanos throw CyberTrucks into the harbour.

Having a petrochemical industry without a fossil fuels industry is like having leather without burning cows.

HER: Please don’t smoke. I have #asthma. I could die. HIM: Well, we all die of something. HER: *throws him off a bridge* HIM: *splat* HER: Huh. You were right.

Energy is an expense item.

Heat pumps don’t produce carbon monoxide.

Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Anna Kendrick: oops!

Hey, @ualberta.bsky.social, Will you follow suit?

Every time I see mp<mf I think, “Do that on a pf, mf.”

The closest thing that Edmonton has to this is Marshall Fabrics. #yeg

I did a rewrite of The Three Little Pigs. I tried really hard to step into the Other. But, alas, a group of porcine beta readers determined that my characters were stereotypigal.

Red Riding Hood: Grandma, what big eyes you have! Optometrist: Here, let me help you out, young lady. Red Riding Hood: Oh, snap! It's a wolf!

How to stop #ClimateChange: 1. Don't burn anything. You're over 18. Figure it out.