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Chaotic Good. NB Clusterfuck. Pākehā she/they. AutisticAF. Feral introvert. Weirdly shaped donut. RACISTS/NAZIS/BIGOTS/TERFS/SWERFS/ABLEISTS/FATPHOBICS FUCK OFF
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Happy anniversary to all who celebrate

Any system that’s chucking people out of Aotearoa and not starting with Thiel has got it all wrong

Facts are facts. If not in the original intended West Country accent, then THIS. youtube.com/shorts/dAJSW...

Marianne Faithfull was more than the men she knew. < repeat loudly for every headline announcing her death that references said men >

I suppose this goes without saying but not having a girlfriend because your entire personality is a cryptocurrency based on the Smurfs is not the same thing as having fire hoses turned on you because you want equal access to public school

a comic about blocking

NGL the revelation that the author of books that were vital to the survival of the rebellion (aka my mental health) is a malingering scrotal polyp, has been jarring to say the least. Goddamnfuckshit.

Goddamn man he absolutely nailed it. It is entirely possible.

After further interrogations and suggestions (thank you for the thoughts everyone!)… In the spirit of the Turing Test, I propose the Cripslock Test: No system can be called AGI if that system cannot reliably determine whether or not it is spewing absolute bullshit. (Named for Sacharissa Cripslock)

I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.

There's no need to be a sexist, transphobic dickhead when "Elongated Muskrat" is RIGHT THERE.

Fascists preferring a cesspool to an echo chamber. Consider me unsurprised.

ME: Hello Darkness, my old friend. DARKNESS: We went out for wings *once*

The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.

Publisher: Do you want to put an LLM clause in the copyright statement? Me: Definitely. How specific can we get? Publisher: As specific as you like.

There are two genders, Bottersnikes and Gumbles.

There are two genders: Harpers and Dragonriders

How do I tell Mighty Ape their new website is absolute dogshit. Like, completely fucking unusable dogshit.

Ok, boys of chaos. It’s our time to shine.

file under; Images that go hard

For the newbies, one of the great features on here is that when someone has tried to quote-post dunk on you, hit the … and select “detach quote” and nobody will see the post or who wrote it and they will look like an asshole. (Blocking works like this too.)

One of the landmark moments in my life was interviewing a miner from this PSB show whose best friend of thirty years finally came out to him after: "He told me he thought I might hate him. I said Tom if the world says I'm meant to hate you now, then I would rather hate the world." Totally broke me

I guess "I Voted (for fascism so I could be a piece of shit to people I don't see as people)"wouldn't fit on the sticker.

Wow, it's really great learning about history via reenactment.

Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."