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Just a head's up. I'm gonna be off here for a while. Take care.

submitted 566 days ago • 3 comments

"I am the Lizard Queen" and "My neck hurts and my ear hurts. Now I have two owies!"

submitted 575 days ago • 0 comments

I appreciate everything about this. All the rhyming. The jaunty crab, even the tampon!

submitted 575 days ago • 0 comments

Just started a playlist for the kiddo with mostly Beastie Boy tracks (SABOTAGE IS F*CKING MASTERPIECE, FIGHT A WALL) because I am a good parent.

submitted 575 days ago • 1 comment

This is a PSA. There is a band called Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers. I REPEAT TEEN JESUS AND THE JEAN TEASERS. I just found them today. This ends the PSA.

submitted 575 days ago • 0 comments

New stuff has hit. Thanks so much! www.peculiarityshop.com

submitted 575 days ago • 0 comments

me reading the ALT text bc I have no clue what your post means

submitted 575 days ago • 0 comments

My birthday is August 26th and I'm having a sale on all my recipes! Support a black creator today! Save 25% off my entire cookie recipe shop with this linkhttps://ko-fi.com/theblacknerd/link/BIRTHDAY36! Any reposts, quote-posts, likes, or replies help a whole lot! Please and thank you!

submitted 575 days ago • 13 comments

pallas’ cats. that’s it, that’s the skeet

submitted 575 days ago • 5 comments

Is everyone still happy to see pictures of the bear currently in my pool or are you monsters?

submitted 576 days ago • 89 comments

I am suddenly upset that "Taking the Beef Bus to Tuna Town" is not in the lyrics for The Bloodhound gang's "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. And I should know. I've had that whole song memorized for two decades now.

submitted 576 days ago • 1 comment

Lizzos 44 page lawsuit dropping the same day as Trumps 45 page indictment. It’s barbenheimer all over again

submitted 576 days ago • 13 comments

$210 still needed to cover August bills after unanticipated vet and pharmacy expenses, $107.30 needed by tomorrow to avoid late fees - all help is so appreciated! Paypal: affirmationgin at gmail Cashapp/venmo: showupforthis Ko-fi.com/tipjar

submitted 576 days ago • 0 comments

Behind Every Good Woman - Tracy Bonham (2000)

submitted 576 days ago • 0 comments