tyliag.bsky.social
"Hi Floor! Make me a sammich!"
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Listen, both my insides and my google skills let me down today, because I was not able to find picture of a Jeans Altar (A Jalter) so nobody's perfect, I mean Jerfect.
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Listen, Sabotage just makes a great game day prep up. Nothing get's the game face on faster than screaming this tune down the street before we hit the soccer field.
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You're grover, the monster at the end of the book.
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Based on your profile, technically you're the monster (at the end of this book, or should I say jook?)
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I am somehow convinced this is you mapping out all the connections and I am somehow here for it.
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Fine. I guess I'll just pack up my things in jackpack and go!
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Don't worry, I was told MC bluesky is a completely different animal than Twitter, so I simply aim never to become the main character of bluesky.
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In my house, the chest freezer is where the hatch green chili lives, so I'd be in a panic.
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HIGGINS! and I have the same condition. If some one could just grab how unfathomable our ennui is!
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Don't blame me, I'm simply the jessenger.
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Bare bears barely bare their bear. Send tweet
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I got just a little fancy and decided to wear some jacelets:
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Kitty Up Cowboy. All Cowcats go to heaven!
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BOOP!
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For this informal hangout? I prefer to wear jandals.
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Please keep the drinks off the jable. It is very absorbant.
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I think I'll just go hide in the corner by the Jairs.
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Yeah, the stage where EVERYTHING is a trap and all teef. Have fun!
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Was it a trap? Can you touch the belly floof without teefer marks on the hand?
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TOEMAS BELLY FLOOF FTW!
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So... where does that put the Pestulo episode? Because that one feels positively in a class all by itself. Like even trying to put it in a box with other classic horrors feels impossible to me.
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There are two things I miss that my intestines do not. One of them is Taco Bell, the other is an Allsup's deep-fried burrito. An hour later and my entire bowels are going "ABORT. ABORT. ABORT."
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Would I totally Eff up a Taco Bell Quesadilla and two tacos like it was going out of style? Probably. Are my internal organs happy I haven't done that in two decades? Absolutely.
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BUT DOES SHE CHANGE HER TUNE WHEN HE SAYS "MY BUTTERFLY SUGAR BABY?"
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Not on this Beef Bus!
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The full lyric is "Put the Pork Steeple in the Ham Wallet" and I absolutely die every single time.
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Every time I listen to that song, I think I'm gonna make it through with a straight face and then HAM WALLET and it's church giggles for the rest of the song.
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Tuna Town was a natural jump from Ham Wallet. You can't tell me any different. And Beef Bus? Talk about a no-brainer.
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"It's Optics, and the rest of pennsylvania's fault." IS PRICELESS AND PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. I will not hear any slander.
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It really does fall off the tongue nicely!
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I WAS WONDERING IF WE SHOULD CALL IT LIZZUMP. Thanks for clearing that up.
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I myself am more interested in joining the Beakers of Death, but to each his own I guess.
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I don't have a lot of memes saved, but the ones I do are pretty priceless.
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Sending love (Miss you Charlie!) Here's a Beeker Meme.
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Hugs friend.
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Now that you say that, the episode where Gaz is on the hunt for the video game and spends the whole episode intimidating the kid who got the last one feels positively Hitchcock-ian in retrospect.