Perhaps. But this darkness was always lurking in the hearts of Man. Had I not witnessed it, I could not now commit myself to expunging it from the world. So begins my crusade.
When it is over, when this sickness has been cleansed, then may God forgive me.
And ONLY then.
If you sit on this while wearing jeans, you and the furniture merge into a liquid denim goo and both disappear, like the villain at the end of Time Cop.
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But fuck it we ball.
When it is over, when this sickness has been cleansed, then may God forgive me.
And ONLY then.
(Aaaaaand scene)
(I decided it was easier to just become evil)
Sick and tired of putting on jeans and then shoes
We also have the ball jag ready to go as well.
I can still hear them moan
Noooooooooo