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"Life leaves you surprised. Slaps you in the eyes." Half Smartass Half Dumbass
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So ICE has effectively disappeared a student for protesting Israel's genocide, separating him from his 8 month pregnant wife. Pure fascism

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Private equity exec being briefed on their Walgreens acquisition: "And a lot of people need these prescriptions to live? Interesting..."

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Can we stop and talk for a moment about how unsettling & weird it is that the US has tied athletic achievement with academic opportunity*? And that it's being used as a wedge against trans people?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I know who Rick is but had to look up Skip what does this say about me?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

all baking is just heat-curing edible foams

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

browser ip geolocation is a joke I don't understand why it's still used so heavily

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I strongly believe we should keep men out of men's sports. And we shouldn't let women compete against biological women. Ban all competition. Just intramural handshakes from now on.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

SpaceX is short for "Space Explosion"

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

our cat was just licking my palm and I wondered "how much sodium is he getting?" and the internet has been no help so I am applying for a research grant

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The point of the US political system for my entire adult life has been to keep the two parties as close to a statistical dead heat as possible, which generates the most donations, ad revenue, and media consumption.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Ten Democrats voted to censure their colleague Al Green. Here are their names: Ami Bera, Calif.; Ed Case, Hawaii; Jim Costa, Calif.; Laura Gillen, N.Y.; Jim Himes, Conn.; Chrissy Houlahan, Pa.; Marcy Kaptur, Ohio; Jared Moskowitz, Fla.; Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, Wash.; and Tom Suozzi, N.Y.

submitted 3 days ago • 756 comments

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

submitted 4 days ago • 1573 comments

giggled at this title a bit excited to watch

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guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T

submitted 4 days ago • 85 comments

Counteroffer: we nationalize SpaceX and you go to prison

submitted 4 days ago • 189 comments

One of my favorite George memories is that we would always go with him to the Atlanta Folk Art Fest every year. He would point us to the best of the bunch for us to add to our collection. Plus being with him always guaranteed us meeting the artists.

submitted 5 days ago • 9 comments

Shut down the government until we get a resolution exempting any Musk-led companies from government contracts.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

"America does not need a 'resistance,' or stale slogans, or people putting those slogans on little paddles. It needs an opposition party that boldly defends the nation’s virtues, the rule of law, and the rights of its people," writes @RadioFreeTom: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

submitted 5 days ago • 38 comments

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

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Hail to the thief. Using the money they stole from us by illegally cancelling government programs to pump cryptocurrency

submitted 7 days ago • 72 comments

No one wants a paper trail because spending funds Congress has not appropriated is colloquially known as “stealing from the US Treasury.”

submitted 7 days ago • 160 comments

Zelenskyy stayed in Kyiv while Russia was bombing the city and sending in hit squads to kill him. J.D. Vance fled to an undisclosed location because some peaceful protesters yelled at him while he was on vacation. This is why I believe victory over these people is still possible.

submitted 8 days ago • 101 comments

"Let's find these deadbeat moochers by looking up the info they use to pay their taxes." Fortunately MAGA is immune to cognitive dissonance.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

It’s the only way. And not just some of them—every single Democrat needs to boycott it.

submitted 9 days ago • 64 comments

Boy the Tree of Liberty sure looks like it could use some refreshments right about now!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

submitted 9 days ago • 89 comments

Trump and Vance ran a televised scam today. What all America saw was a premeditated hoax to justify cutting off aid to Ukraine. Nothing Zelenskyy did was offensive or disrespectful—but that was the line Trump and Vance had clearly decided to use beforehand to justify what they and Putin wanted.

submitted 9 days ago • 313 comments

Shut it down

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

What kendrick did to drake, I need bill burr to do to ben shapiro comedically and professionally

submitted 10 days ago • 196 comments

If we can pick a day to boycott buying shit we can pick a day where we all call in sick. Baby steps.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Just heard about "the sin of empathy" - between that and "prosperity gospel" I'm rereading the Beatitudes for the part where Christ says "Blessed are the rich assholes"

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Dear President Zelensky, Now that the US is a Russian oblast, I highly recommend you stay away from any balconies or high open windows during your Trump visit. Might also want to make sure you have a medic onhand who can treat dioxin and nerve agent poisoning.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Trump is gonna finally release the report about how he tooooootally didn't have his buddy Epstein killed while he was President in 2019

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Not just deserve. Weather monitoring, disease management, and food safety are services we pay for from the government that are being stolen from us.

submitted 10 days ago • 9 comments

Maybe the problem is Democrats just call their Reps while MAGA sends them credible death threats? www.vanityfair.com/news/story/t...

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.

submitted 10 days ago • 1604 comments

They could have just said they invented a chatbot that passes the Touring Test and left it at that and we would have been like "cool! bravo! technology marches on!" instead they were like THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING FIRE YOUR EMPLOYEES WE CALL DIBS ON ELECTRICITY & CLEAN WATER AND IT WILL COST TRILLIONS

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

If you really want to stick it to tech bros one simple thing you can do is just leave your phone at home. Or if you have to take it with you, leave it powered off until you need it.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

you're free to cover whatever topic you wish, as long as it's the topic I want. that topic? freedom

submitted 11 days ago • 68 comments

Amazing that “personal liberties” is never code for trans rights, a right to be free from pollution, or a right to join a union.

submitted 11 days ago • 20 comments