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My latest hyperfixation on aliens and the possibility of them just destroying us really shows how much I'm fucking done with the world we're living in. Orange fuck and cringe man bullying someone who's trying to save his country. On live tv. Send that fucking meteor, send the aliens. fuck

fucking shrek 5 teaser is the first good thing that happened this year so far I'm all shrek'd up

the shit elon does is like... a kid trying to act cool, based on movies, not realizing that those are not real. this idiot would start a spacewar against meteors just because he thinks it would look cool

‘Back to the Future’ writer Bob Gale says they’ll never make a fourth film “People always say, ‘When are you guys going to do a Back to the Future 4?’ And we say, ‘Fuck you’ … And you can quote me on this”

me finally deleting my twitter

My @scishow.bsky.social buddies will appreciate this one.

holy fucking shit, I'm not even American, but that shit Elon pulled makes me wanna go Luigi... What an absolute goddamn shitlord.

Went to Tussauds in Budapest. Couldn't help myself. Wish it was the real one... :/

as a 29 year old grown ass man, I'm still just a kid inside who loves spiderman, God bless my fiances fam for the suit

Good morning Bluesky!

absolute goat

my discover tab casually shows me posts with halfnaked/naked dudes, does Bluesky think I'm gay?

I ain’t no narc. Let them all be scared.

sudden change of vibe, when I was listening to tribe called quest for the past week, and now for the first time, checking out the chronic

my fiancé told me that I'm gonna get a vinyl player for christmas, absolute goat she is, but now I got no idea what should be the first album I get #hiphop #vinyl

the amount of #arcane "easter eggs" and small ass details I've saved on my phone (and the unholy amounts of ekko + powder dance edits ) is really saying something about my obsession with this show.

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we're never gonna get another show like #arcane, damn

how can I turn into a bsky microcelebrity?

@samriegel.bsky.social ❤️

If the #DnD Monster Manual title were accurate (AKA my biggest complaint about core D&D creature design)

ngl, Mario & Luigi #brothership slaps hard 🤟🏾

hopefully I'm not gonna get banned for saying fuck elon musk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯