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Chat, I’ve done granulated. For realsies.

Released chapter one of “Rooted in Two Worlds” on a new AO3 account this week!

So…you must be the new high school graduate…impressive. College…is a freaking hellscape…

Seeing Jonathan Groff interact with Keanu Reeves at the Tony Awards has changed something within me. 🙏🏻

Teach found out I write fanfics….😓

Don’t threaten me with a good time…

LEAVE ME ALONE!! AGHHH!!

What's wrong babe? It's #MayThe4th an you've barely touched your Jabbacado toast.

My tummy hurts :(

Quick little sketches instead of studying…

midterms (FLIPNOTES ARE BACK!!!) #animation #flipnote #3ds

Happy Half-Price Valentine's Candy Day to all who celebrate

Cat is attacking my foot through the covers so I’m sending reinforcements (the other foot)

Just been told I've won the record for the world's longest fishing line. I'm still reeling!

Sometimes you just need a hug 🦕🐥

i pretend coffee helps but i still wanna set everything on fire.

fastest mute in history

My p value is waaaay below 0.05 given this calculation scheme (which really makes sense I think...). #statistics FTW!

insane clown posse is a beloved institution

Laughter is the best medicine…if you LIKE IT give it 💙and plz RP😘😘 #Funny

I asked once whether beets are more or less purple than turmeric is yellow. Chemist friend was around and 15 minutes of calculation later we determined turmeric is more than 100x as yellow as beets are purple.

Something to keep in mind for 2025 Written by James Miller of A Small Fiction

Me: I have a PhD in history. Them: Wow, what’s your focus? Me: The intricate lore of Garfield comics

when smash mouth said 'the years start coming and they don't stop coming' i really felt that

For Maths fans, 2025 is a square. 45² = 45 x 45 = 2025 Also, 9² x 5² = 2025 40² + 20² + 5² = 2025 My favourite? 1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025 #Mathematics #teaching #education

Ok not trying to be a contrarian or anything but I just heard the secret cord that David played and it was just OK! Don't believe the hype.

lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK???? me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD

Merry Christmas. Cartoon by the wonderful Liz Climo

BRAAAAAAAAAAINS @thejessmchugh.bsky.social Credit to @warandpeas.bsky.social