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How dare they not believe my lies! This is an outrage!
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Definitely not a land of milk and honey. Read about the community of Africville for more.
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Our long municipal nightmare is over!
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OK, but his ties to anything you can name are self-evidently shady
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Amazing record. I bought a vinyl copy in the 80s, and then it mysteriously disappeared from my collection. I hunted around the dark web without remembering what it was called, only that the cover was silver and I remembered the bass line to one of the songs. I was so happy to rediscover it.
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CBC: [paraphrasing] "US President Trump gave a spicy outburst this morning regarding the ceasefire. We have removed some of the spice."
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Let's get it to 100%
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You're in good company at least. If only George Brett had been able to skeet about it in 1993…
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As my medium-info friend at the time put it when I told him there were definitely no WMDs: "They must know something that we don't know" which basically meant that he was perfectly willing to go along with a belligerent authority figure because daddy good.
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You laugh, but mice in your grub can be a serious problem
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I just drank a glass of water…and I think I'll have another
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"Punch buggy; no punch back"
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It doesn't hurt that their ice cream tastes better than 95% of the competition
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That's two of the most important food groups right there (the mac group and the cheese group)
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Hmm... Same goes for the guy who used to take my passport photos.
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Jane Brody mainly wrote about nutrition, and she wasn't very good at that either.
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I knew Grandpa Munster. Grandpa Munster was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Grandpa Munster.
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Pravda
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ヤギの人: name checks out (goat person)
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I am so naive. Texas Paul has over 280,000 followers here, and he follows under 500 people. Somehow with that many followers he complains about "engagement".
When I get over 10 notifications I feel excited. What does it take to excite him?
Anyway, I had never heard of him so maybe he's right.
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In Bill Ackman's defence, he is a dolt
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Did I?
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Tatiana Maslany is also excellent in the first season of Perry Mason.
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My favourite thing (not having seen him for a while) is that a few years ago, Ted Cruz was so ugly he grew a beard in order to look marginally better, but with the passage of time, the beard now makes him look marginally worse.
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You didn't have to be smart to realize that there was no good reason for invading Iraq. You didn't have to be smart to know that there weren't any "weapons of mass destruction".
And to be fair, many in America and around the world marched in protest before the war started.
But stupidity reigned.
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People should be HAPPY if they find social media to be dull or unpleasant. It's a golden opportunity to go out and live life. But instead we hear constant grousing about how
These Drugs I'm Addicted To Don't Thrill Me Like They Used To
and
Come On, Fentanyl, Don't Make Me Go Back To Meth!
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This is true even to this day. Stroll around Paris with a Belgian peruke and see how seriously you are taken.
Ask me how I know…
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Where "unfairly treated" is code for "very nearly held to account"
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Maybe so, but let's be clear that the main reason he's called the gorilla is because it rhymes with Kurilla.
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Be thankful every day that multiple newspapers don't breathlessly report on whether or not you decide to go to a fucking horse race.
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It has 4.5 stars on Yelp though, so I'm still tempted
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Fast and bulbous
Bulbous, also tapered
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Bacon bits are kind of suspect in a caesar in my opinion. But if you want to include them, make them, don't buy them. Also parm petals? Just grate some grana padano or reggiano and don't skimp.
Try again! You can do this!
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Where did it go wrong? I have made caesar salads in so many different restaurants when I was a cook.
Maybe try making your own dressing. Egg yolk, slowly whisk in olive oil, garlic, lemon juice, salt, pepper (but more oil than lemon juice).
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He deserves a very big beautiful fuck eulogy
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Not us, but many did
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I have a theory that we who were raised with such freedom during a time of relatively high crime, were traumatized by the reports of that crime to become hyper vigilant parents.
That said, I did let my children walk to school unaccompanied from a pretty young age, and one of them survived!
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Her last name is Gather. What did they expect she'd do?
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Without knowing what the count is, this question is meaningless
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Spare the rod, spoil the child I always say
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With a brat like that what can you do?
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To be fair, it is more important that we learn about Universal's big bet on How to Train Your Dragon
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Or masturbate sadly!
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If that wasn't playback (and I didn't think it was) he's in great voice.
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It doesn't say anything about that person's character and it diminishes those of us who don't call ourselves Christian. We don't get that "Get out of hell free" card. We actually have to be good people, and even then…
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Great thread. This is why it's foolishness to judge someone positively based on what they say they believe or what group they belong to. I always roll my eyes, if a Christian friend speaks approvingly of someone else being Christian:
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We'll take you from AI masturbation, to AI mastery, and then probably back to AI masturbation in 28 days!
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From your lips to Rogan's ears
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You are very welcome. I consider that skeet a kind of thesis on the ship of Theseus.