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Ah, but remember, the court decided ahead of time that the torture, murder of Sam Nordquist was _not a hate crime_ somehow. Fuck this, fuck that, fuck these scumbags, and may their days be short and painful and miserable to match Sam's pain. Rest in power, Sam Nordquist.

As always, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social is a real one.

My favorite sea creature is a feminine anemone.

RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) — Brazil former leader Bolsonaro knew and agreed to a plan to poison President Lula, top prosecutor says.

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

I would argue that anyone who is incapable of honestly answering “how many children do you have?” is not overly transparent.

I think if I was voting for Mayor in New York City I’d try something different and not vote for the single most deranged person I can find that also does crimes

youtube just reminded me of one of the most bizarre videos i've ever seen, where a guy says "i can sense moles underground" and then shoves his hand into the dirt and pulls out a mole

That's my president

In case anyone is not familiar:

LAWYER: where were you on the night of the murder ME: in the desert LAWYER: and who were you with ME: a horse LAWYER: and what is the name of this horse HORSE: (from back of courtroom) *does throat cut motion* ME: uhhh he didn’t have one

This is like Kendrick and Drake if both of them were Drake.

If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE