unclecranky.bsky.social
Single handedly bringing back the term “chump”.
Can’t wait to be the one to make someone “Leave the left”.
I don’t auto follow.
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Oh ffs
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As cult leaders go, you’re pretty chill. You haven’t even demanded to sleep with my wife yet!
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Uhoh - you’ve been “Matty’d”
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Please tell me you’re somehow becoming president…
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What. The. Fuck.
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Don’t forget to mention their incredible enthusiasm to make stupid decisions without regard for consequences
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Haha no we’re gonna give him taxpayer money to build them
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Who can forget his famously sane “femi-nazi” rants?
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Yeah if you want something can only regurgitate stuff it has been fed from questionable sources half the time and outright make stuff up the rest of the time.
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Whew! For a moment there I was worried
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Don’t tease me
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“Democracy dies if we can’t say the slurs everyone is thinking”
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Is there anything more terrifying than grok trying to replace air traffic controllers?
What if terrorists hijack a plane and the y will crash it unless the ai controlling the tower says the n-word? What then, smarty pants?
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It’s so bad I can’t even enjoy Steve Bannon being kicked to the curb
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To be fair, pickle rick would be “based”, to use the parlance of our times
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There’s not as much money in speaking truth to power, I guess
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It’s 2025 and while a lot of government research grants are being cut, we have managed to reach peak tryhard
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He’s not the hero we need, but he’s the one we deserve
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We are Ameri-CANs!!
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Evil wears on you, brother
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It’s a fool that has someone else’s lawyer represent them - esp if that other person is one of the richest people in the world
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I forgot to buy stock in whoever makes “ colloidal silver”
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I did have hope for a bit, but it was crushed.
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Whoopsie
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We can’t help it if the uniforms are on back order…
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She’ll calm down once she gets her brain chip implanted
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Shhhh! We don’t talk about opposition here
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I am stealing this
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Ritchie Torres (d-ny): “I reject and resent the implication that congressional Democrats are simply standing by passively.”
I hear you, Ritchie. Maybe “Big Balls” can cut you a check or something to soothe the savage butthurt.
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A special shoutout to Rep Don Beyer pleading with the people he represents to “call the republicans.”
Profiles in courage