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Hello sharks, today I am asking for a fake passport and a charter flight to a non-extradition country

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CHICAGO HORROR FAM! I expect you ALL to be at the @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social supporting @elrichmc.bsky.social and seeing a true indie horror vision on gorgeous 35mm!! Get your tickets before they sell out!

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

girl look at that body girl look at that body girl look at that body do any moles seem weird to you

submitted 122 days ago • 3 comments

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

submitted 22 hours ago • 52 comments

Now that OSHA is going away, we’re excited to announce our newest attraction, “Chimps in Golf Carts Helping Our Maintenance Crews”

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FRONT OF SHIRT: 🌈 Why google when you can have a conversation with a friend 🌈 BACK OF SHIRT: VOTE NO ON PROP. 85. IT’S TIME TO A BAN THE INTERNET [PICTURE OF A GUN]

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It's been 45 years of calling the federal govt wasteful and during that time period people had very little grasp of what the federal govt does or that message originates from businesses that want to get away with under paying people and selling and releasing poison

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

Musk DNA my wife received? Might be too good. deformed fluid tracts pump piss directly to the kids brain. He says hes the ultimate life form

submitted 2 days ago • 30 comments

Big mocking energy from the sun today. Bright and cold, like a conservative’s bleached smile

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arguably the biggest trans actress in hollywood has been detransed by our govt. where is the outcry

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New: DOGE's spending has been secret. No longer. My colleagues have uncovered it. www.propublica.org/article/doge...

submitted 3 days ago • 862 comments

We set up a concentration camp for asylum seekers in the Panama jungle. We set up a concentration camp for asylum seekers in the Panama jungle. We set up a concentration camp for asylum seekers in the Panama jungle.

submitted 4 days ago • 51 comments

Timothy Snyder is an expert of modern authoritarianism.

submitted 4 days ago • 115 comments

we will no longer expect to recover from disasters. lives will be ruined. whole towns will be lost. people will die. make america great again, though

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm

submitted 3 days ago • 223 comments

Never thought I’d yearn to be back in 2020, but here we are

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powerful setup

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

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submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

The Pritz

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I’m starting to think there’s no pillow that can fix me

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I keep touching the word QUIT that’s written in big red letters on my wall (I used a crayon), but nothing is happening…?

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Seen in Brooklyn this AM: an egged cybertruck with a bag of dogshit and also unbagged dogshit

submitted 4 days ago • 840 comments

TOMORROW (WED): Rallies are being held across the country to protest the funding cuts to science and the illegal firing of federal workers. Please join if you can. We need to show that many people oppose these destructive attacks on science and healthcare. Details: labor4highered.org

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

i act pretty tough for someone who regularly gets her feelings hurt by the cat

submitted 5 days ago • 14 comments

[RFK Jr, brainstorming more dumb fuckin ideas] Ok how about this: gluten free handguns

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

There's a union out there called AFSCME and they're busting their balls for you doing a lot of shit work you take for granted

submitted 6 days ago • 23 comments

If you think Elon Musk wouldn't steal your Social Security check because he's a billionaire you obviously have no idea how he became one.

submitted 5 days ago • 29 comments

Exactly, what's always bugged me about this discourse is that if you compare the Most Online fringes of the left and the right, the right is far worse! Democrats are adding letters to "LGBT" while Republicans are planning a coup.

submitted 5 days ago • 21 comments

This is spot on! Please read.

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

I’m doing it. Full Twin Peaks rewatch. Half asleep, jolted awake by appearances of Bob and a figure behind a tree. Let the vibes take me.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The aesthetics of American politics in this era is sadly so psychotic evil freak men from David Lynch movies coded

submitted 36 days ago • 6 comments

When my mother told me “anything is possible,” I didn’t realize she was making an existential threat

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It’s weird how we’ve memory holed the fact that Obama entered his first term with a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate and a majority in the House and McConnell’s response was “We’re going to make Obama a one-term president,” not “there’s little we can do”

submitted 6 days ago • 87 comments

GARFIELD: I ate your lasagna. Heh heh. JON: I had you taken from your mom and castrated.

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old.reddit.com/r/AskHistori... You need 300 medieval peasants per knight. Stop telling disabled people that they're not being active enough in protest. That heroic knight dies of dysentery and gas gangrene and starvation real fucking quick without those 300 people behind him.

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Dissociating on President’s Day, as the founders intended

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I just did this. It took 5 minutes. If you want protection against DOGE fucking with your data, do this now.

submitted 6 days ago • 78 comments

You’re laughing? This hideous car that costs twice the median household income is floundering in a few inches of snow while a Honda fit and a Camry cruise by, and you’re laughing?

submitted 6 days ago • 12 comments