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Mark Hamill posting rebellious content in a battle against a dictator and his robotic sidekick is the most Star Wars shit ever.

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Lol who did this teehee

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Someone needs to do research on the correlation between anxiety spikes and PMS because anecdotally, there's something there.

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Fictional villains: my motivation involves a complex backstory around lost love and a deep yearning to be understood Real life villains: being cruel makes me feel like a big strong man

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Come From Away the sequel just dropped

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Yeah. We know.

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Less than 5 weeks until we list the house and when i tell you my anxiety is through the roof.

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My kid just ripped a big fart then announced "I tooted like mama!!!!"

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Captures it perfectly.

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Snow day.

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Had a dream about Suzanne from OG horse twitter 😥

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I had a really nice lesson last night and got the resident lazy giraffe going nicely so maybe there is hope for me.

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Watched Shrek last night during the snowstorm and honestly that movie holds up.

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Do not mess with librarians. They let complete strangers borrow their books. For a living. Even the hardcovers. They are so much stronger than you know.

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Reporters are being barred from the Oval Office for not saying Gulf of America That’s right, barred for exercising freedom of speech and (wait for it because you honestly can’t even make this shit up) for deadnaming a body of water

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Well done Pulitzer Prize and Grammy Winning Artist Kendrick Lamar for putting on the Halftime Show America Needed. Look at who's is angry about it and tell me he didn't hit a bullseye. #KendrickLamar

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Google maps wtf are you doing.

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I saw the Kanye ad yesterday (it aired in the Philly market, where we were) but didn't click on the link. Today I found out it went to a website selling swastika T-shirts. This was a Superbowl ad. And it was to a website selling swastika T-shirts. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

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Has anyone ever done an all inclusive with a toddler? If so, how did you handle rooms? Everyone shared 1 bedroom? But then you're stuck going to bed each night at like 8? Help me understand!

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"you look so nice!" "Thanks, I'm wearing Spanx!" Can't take me anywhere 🤣

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Ugh why do sooo many people have leash reactive dogs? Like I feel more than half the ppl around me have dogs who lose their shit when they see Molly (who ignores them BC she's properly socialized). Like spend an extra _10 on training and enjoy your dog more.

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Rode a horse with a bit of a dirty stop tonight and I did not fall off. Woohoo

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Trump pausing tariffs because Canada agreed to implement the exact plan they were already going to but with a new name is like when I trick my toddler into eating broccoli by calling it fairy trees.

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My toddler is in such a "No" stage to the point where Amy Winehouse's Rehab is stuck in my head. 🤦

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Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.

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I’ve got to agree with the Wall Street Journal editorial board this time.

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7 weeks until my house goes on in the market. Cue panic time.

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Gee I wonder why.

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A youth spent reading comic books and fantasy novels did a terrible job of setting my expectations for how smart a villain would be, apparently.

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My life's methodology

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Mark Hamill posting rebellious content in a battle against a dictator and his robotic sidekick is the most Star Wars shit ever.

Lol who did this teehee

Someone needs to do research on the correlation between anxiety spikes and PMS because anecdotally, there's something there.

Fictional villains: my motivation involves a complex backstory around lost love and a deep yearning to be understood Real life villains: being cruel makes me feel like a big strong man

Come From Away the sequel just dropped

Yeah. We know.

Less than 5 weeks until we list the house and when i tell you my anxiety is through the roof.

My kid just ripped a big fart then announced "I tooted like mama!!!!"

Captures it perfectly.

Snow day.

Had a dream about Suzanne from OG horse twitter 😥

I had a really nice lesson last night and got the resident lazy giraffe going nicely so maybe there is hope for me.

Watched Shrek last night during the snowstorm and honestly that movie holds up.

Do not mess with librarians. They let complete strangers borrow their books. For a living. Even the hardcovers. They are so much stronger than you know.

Reporters are being barred from the Oval Office for not saying Gulf of America That’s right, barred for exercising freedom of speech and (wait for it because you honestly can’t even make this shit up) for deadnaming a body of water

Well done Pulitzer Prize and Grammy Winning Artist Kendrick Lamar for putting on the Halftime Show America Needed. Look at who's is angry about it and tell me he didn't hit a bullseye. #KendrickLamar

Google maps wtf are you doing.

I saw the Kanye ad yesterday (it aired in the Philly market, where we were) but didn't click on the link. Today I found out it went to a website selling swastika T-shirts. This was a Superbowl ad. And it was to a website selling swastika T-shirts. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

Has anyone ever done an all inclusive with a toddler? If so, how did you handle rooms? Everyone shared 1 bedroom? But then you're stuck going to bed each night at like 8? Help me understand!

"you look so nice!" "Thanks, I'm wearing Spanx!" Can't take me anywhere 🤣

Ugh why do sooo many people have leash reactive dogs? Like I feel more than half the ppl around me have dogs who lose their shit when they see Molly (who ignores them BC she's properly socialized). Like spend an extra _10 on training and enjoy your dog more.

Rode a horse with a bit of a dirty stop tonight and I did not fall off. Woohoo

Trump pausing tariffs because Canada agreed to implement the exact plan they were already going to but with a new name is like when I trick my toddler into eating broccoli by calling it fairy trees.

My toddler is in such a "No" stage to the point where Amy Winehouse's Rehab is stuck in my head. 🤦

Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.

I’ve got to agree with the Wall Street Journal editorial board this time.

7 weeks until my house goes on in the market. Cue panic time.

Gee I wonder why.

A youth spent reading comic books and fantasy novels did a terrible job of setting my expectations for how smart a villain would be, apparently.

My life's methodology

Somebody needs to develop an at home swab test for depression because like how are you even supposed to tell anymore it could just be Thursday

It's still January.

I finally accepted that time passes quickly. So why is it still January?!

Tomorrow's gonna suuuuck