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Local Teen Invents Masturbation | Onion News Network

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Trump’s North American Tariffs: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/trumps-...

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Elon standing in front of the Twitter machine:

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😂😂😂😂

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

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The new look Bears OL is taking shape: LT: Braxton Jones LG: Joe Thuney C: Drew Dalman RG: Jonah Jackson RT: Darnell Wright On paper, already much better than last season.

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Drew Dalman to Chicago has felt like a lock for weeks now. I know folks have mixed opinions on him but I do like that, after last year’s disaster class, they gave Williams a veteran center. The Ben Johnson era begins with a major investment in the new IOL—Thuney-Dalman-Jackson.

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Poles upgraded the entire OL in one week

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Might’ve been the plan all along 👀

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Drew Dalman is signing a 3-year deal with the Bears worth $42 million with $28 million guaranteed per Ian Rapoport.

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This actually might be considered terrorism

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Twitter fucking up during NFL free agency is as anti-American as you can get

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Bluesky I’m back cuz Elon is a HOE it’s free agency day

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What about Justin Tucker?

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Border czar Tom Homan is on CNN complaining that Chicago is “very well educated” and people “know their rights” too well for ICE to be able to enforce mass deportations. Good work, neighbors.

submitted 43 days ago • 279 comments

Poor bastards.

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Days like today is when I regret my life’s choices lol

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

The NFC North in 2025

submitted 58 days ago • 5 comments

NBC*

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Texas Sex Ed Class Teaches Boys How To Cheat On Pregnant Wife theonion.com/texas-sex-ed...

submitted 75 days ago • 28 comments

The Bears looked better with Eberflus

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The Bears went from a bad coach to a terrible head coach

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Pluto over the years...

submitted 88 days ago • 113 comments

Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer theonion.com/insurance-co...

submitted 91 days ago • 92 comments

Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built theonion.com/congress-thr...

submitted 91 days ago • 99 comments

That Thomas Brown shit is dead because the Bears look no different

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More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns

submitted 96 days ago • 81 comments

Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns | Onion News Network A new study among the nation's gun owners has found their top reason for purchasing a firearm: self-defense against children who have picked up their unsecured guns.

submitted 99 days ago • 146 comments

Standing Desk Celebrates 4th Year At Lowest Possible Setting

submitted 98 days ago • 102 comments

CEO Assures Employees He Doing Everything In His Power To Lay People Off theonion.com/ceo-assures-...

submitted 98 days ago • 70 comments

Time for the 9ers to move on from Kyle Shanahan

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Hell yeah Bryce Young

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Justin Tucker needs a change of scenery like Robbie Gould needed

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If you wanna feel better about your year just look at Drake’s year

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Remember when people were saying that the Bears should hire Ryan Day?

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Atrocious

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Hopefully the Jelly Roll love ends soon

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

I forgot that people on social media are fucking morons, why did I download this shit?

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Cole Kmet has been ass lately

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Caleb Williams is legit

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Stevenson not even in the game and talking shit like he isn’t a bum

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Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument

submitted 104 days ago • 704 comments

Turns out once some film is out on Thomas Brown he isn’t good

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Only idiots allow a team affect their mood negatively

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