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I will vote for any politician that promises to ban gas powered leaf blowers
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guy putting an "i bought it before he was crazy" bumper sticker on his tesla next to a half-torn off "my other ride is a quiddich broomstick" bumper sticker. next to that a hastily painted over "kanye drake 2020" sticker

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Remember when they were all "Biden should step down so Kamala is #47 and it ruins all his merch"

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The Universe Lover recommends:

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We're all we got

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Continuing my burrito bowl era with chicken adobada over black beans and cilantro lime rice topped with pineapple pico, avocado and cotija

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Quick reminder that "Yeah I voted for him but then he hurt *me* so I'm on your side now" should fall on deaf ears at best

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That's right the huge untapped market for soybeans right here in the u s of a

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visited Stonewall today. as I was taking this picture a cis man next to me read it aloud and said “I don’t know how I feel about that.”

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I think Demi Moore should win best actress and Coralie Fargeat should win best director because that's the only nominated film I saw

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Going down on my Irish girlfriend #OnTheRedCarpet

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Finally reunited

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Before and after

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Comedians in Cars Driving Drunk

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Waiting for Schumer to take the Senate floor to bleat that this is no way to treat his friends who are murdering us, as he did in 2018: thehill.com/blogs/floor-...

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He never cooks like this anymore, Elon sapped his posting spirit

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this is the funniest shit i've ever seen

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Need to pour another drink but she fell asleep like this

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ppl getting angry at this but he's talking alliances and he's 100% right- you cannot trust a country where every 4 yrs the foreign policy does a complete 180 & tears up treaties and reneges on deals and withholds payments because some sheep farmers in Wisconsin think too many black women have jobs

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During the election I think it was the French defense minister who said something to the effect of "we can't plan our foreign affairs by what 10,000 people in (literally checks notes) Wisconsin think"

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This guy went from sharing charts about how egg prices are low actually to this so it *can* be done

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a short story

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baby you’re a firework (fingers crossed)

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(tiktok text to speech voice) i got diarrhea while watching shen yun

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pretty sure this economic boycott is gonna last longer than today www.reuters.com/markets/us/u...

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how the fuck is this a failure of the media fucking moron saw a tiktok and ran with it. She decided the suffering he promised and delivered on for the past decade was worth a vague potential personal benefit. She deserves nothing but shame and ridicule

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