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Happy Rush Limbaugh Death Day to all who celebrate.

submitted 5 days ago • 24 comments

I’m sorry - but it is very obvious that Tom Homan is, like every MAGA politician, the stupidest, most hateful person ever born in their hometown.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Hey baby 😉 you ready for a fun night of cutting off my calf, searing it lightly, and feeding it to me? Then while the blood loss gets me a little loopy we can fuck around and you can cut my heart out? 😘

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

hey RFK jr

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Accidental grind band name developed during ASCVD topic discussion: “Coagulopathic Nightmare.”

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Good mnemonic for “blood thinners:” Antiplatelet agents shed their antlers every season, while anticoagulants have permanent horns.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

now usually if you are planning on suspending elections and ruling indefinitely you want the backing of the military. interested to see how this plan of constantly talking about how our military sucks, are a bunch of pussies, etc., while torching the post-service career plans of vets works

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submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

🍞❤️

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

Hey baby: wanna lure me to your home, tell me about some wine in the basement, cut my Achilles tendon with a scalpel, chain me to a radiator, and let me do your laundry until the sepsis claims my miserable life? 😘

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

how did saquon barkley say this into a microphone before travis kelce did

submitted 10 days ago • 15 comments

1) housing went insane 2) pandemic inflation and price gouging that went unanswered by the government 3) pandemic support (good) was yanked away virtually all at once (bad) 4) continuation of trend of hedge funds driving up costs of unavoidable expenses which hit poor/lower middle class the hardest

submitted 10 days ago • 13 comments

Not now, zombie cave spider fungus

submitted 18 days ago • 9 comments

"What leverage do we have?" says Democratic House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "They control the House, the Senate and the presidency; it's their government."

submitted 13 days ago • 884 comments

if somebody performed a diss track where they called me a pedophile during halftime of the super bowl i wouldn't even have to kill myself, i would just disintegrate. all my atoms would fly apart in a thousand different directions and i would simply cease to exist

submitted 12 days ago • 23 comments

fun fact: drake is the only musician in history to be almost killed on television twice

submitted 12 days ago • 8 comments

Kendrick letting the whole damn stadium sing “pedophile” for him was such king shit

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I’m certain a thirst for vengeance has a sufficiently analgesic effect, however temporary.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Monitors coming today then perhaps I can call myself a musician again.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Listening back to Episode 5 of 5-4 after the most recent premium episode makes the joviality of @notalawyer.bsky.social make a lot more sense.

submitted 528 days ago • 0 comments

Spent 90 minutes yesterday entertaining four children at a massive get together. Every muscle hurts. Breathing is labored. The end is nigh, lads. Bury me in lava.

submitted 565 days ago • 0 comments

The increasing radicalization of the right wing has made it abundantly clear there is a choice for people who aren’t straight, white males. Death. Or taxes.

submitted 571 days ago • 0 comments

“What happens when serfdom fails?”

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