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OH MAN if we get a conclave while Conclave is still showing in cinema I might well cum my pants

"I done spoofed in my lady friend and now I have to do the thing"

ConCLAVEn

Kylie Minogue verbally fucked me last night

Elon is going to destroy the second Trump government because he simply does not understand what "being cool" is

Thanks for the shitty plastic flag Australia

Fucking rushed rushed to get to my citizenship ceremony before the the specified "60 minutes beforehand" and half's these cunts still rocking up 25 minutes later... No repercussions. Should I get up and say something?

Very on theme cultural excursion for the staff party the day before citizenship

Funny how we used to be able to build these huge, very liveable apartments In silly places. Would be NIMBY'd nowadays.

The boomers are the weak men that create bad times

Christians don't get hate crimed enough

Fuck Cheryl Hines

Allegory alert!

My parents causing the 12th recession of my adulthood to "light a fire under my ass" and "make me hustle"

valentimes on fat cock friday, easter on 4/20

Tbh I don't think US democracy has survived "10 years of Greta Thunberg scolding" Infact, I think it led the country to insanity.

ME: I got you some flowers, honey! MY BEE WIFE: (rolling her five eyes) Oh great, more work

Dreamed an amazing idea for a sitcom, first opening 20 minutes and everything. Woke up and immediately preceded to try and write it down but it has already mostly gone. It's annoying being a night genius.

In a bad mood today for no particular reason

Having a Hungry Jacks Hawaiian chicken burger tonight honour of Captain James Cook

We need a middle aged man to get obsessed with impressing bill burr

I don't remember who said it but modern "masculinity" is wanting to be the orc trying to rape the princess rather than the knight in shining armor because the knight is soy and gay

fuck this actually!!!

The most American thing about this turn into fascism is that the trains actually will not run on time

I'ma melt you reaaal good

Is it just me or does anyone else find this man to have absolutely negative rizz? He isn't un-charismatic, it's just the wrong kind. Like, dude leave.

I think we need to level it up from Love, have we tried, IDK, violence?

As with everything else it's always about the Israelis and their feelings, who cares about 1000+ Palestinian health workers, I'm not seeing that on my ABC! I want to hear about Glup Schlomo or whoever's hurt feelings.

EGGS +47%

My two 23-yo housemates in 2016 didn't enrol to vote because there were "no issues on the table that directly affected them" One was a gay guy very vocal about legalising same sex marriage, in love with a literal refugee. The other wrote to the premier about investing in HYPERLOOP.

I have this exact scenario going on. The Little one is indeed the boss

Paying good money to a Sam Kerr lookalike to call me a stupid white bastard