"well, Reg, tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I'm pretty sure that whatever happens we won't have found Freedom, and there won't be a whole lot of Justice, and I'm damn sure we won't have found Truth. But it's just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg.”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
*Jeff goldblum playing a scientist in a 90s movie voice
My god, that's a new egg every two hours. If they keep reproducing at this rate, there will be more eggs than people *checks calculation* by this afternoon.
Wow, Bluesky is so much more civilised than Twitter. On Twitter there would by now be hundreds of angry posts from shift-lock abusers screaming about how Trump will force chickens to lay cheaper eggs.
That was ackshully really clever because it mixed her name and blah which is disrespectful and witty and made you think maybe she talks a lot of blah yeah they for sure dropped that crock instanter
The art of deception must be failing them if they’ve resorted to using facts. Even the darkest shadows can't hide that level of desperation. Guess the eggs aren’t the only thing cracking under pressure.
Its a very funny bit to blame the price of eggs on the office of the VP. What can a VP even do about the economy, write a sternly worded letter to Big Eggs?
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― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
My god, that's a new egg every two hours. If they keep reproducing at this rate, there will be more eggs than people *checks calculation* by this afternoon.
As in climate change related
Climate change that Republicans refuse to acknowledge
https://www.eggsunlimited.com/impact-of-weather-and-temperature-on-egg-prices-and-the-food-market-in-the-united-states/
https://youtu.be/-VW6tHIcGfc?si=x-v4YeFObYQM2ura&t=687
Hot damn I'll take 8
*points to the pirates graph* Kamala make line go up!!!!!