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Gonna start telling people they “aren’t wintertide material” whenever I’m mad at them

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

going to the dentist bc Adam and Eve sinned and God said teeth are going to be hilarious from here on out

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Gonna start telling people they “aren’t wintertide material” whenever I’m mad at them

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I forgot to change out of my pajamas into my daytime pajamas and I did 1 (one) chore and now I feel so sweaty and disgusting

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

i often think about how eons before cookie monster was conceived, or indeed before there were minds capable of conceiving, cookie monster was already there, waiting

submitted 4 days ago • 23 comments

There’s an AT&T commercial currently airing that absolutely has to be inspired by the Amelie “how many couples are currently having an orgasm” montage except instead the people are screaming about dropping their phones

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

We don't talk enough about the benefits of curling up and avoiding things.

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

HOW can I have seen this blade runner ass record player so many times and nobody was gonna tell me it’s called a SOUND BURGER???

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

firefly ✨ #digitalart #commission #hsr #honkaistarrail

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Even though the scale of the thing and the human being in the image doesn’t actually make sense for it, my brain initially interpreted this as “some kind of weird lawn mower”

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I checked this list and of the two Joann’s closest to me, I am dismayed to see the “good one” (larger, well stocked and lit) is closing and the one that sucks (smaller, disorganized, always the wrong temperature inside) is staying open

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Just thinking about all the things I might have gotten done this week but I had a bunch of feelings instead

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submitted 22 days ago • 61 comments

Did you ask for a bird fact? No, but you're getting one whether you like it or not. 🪶

submitted 22 days ago • 7 comments

I am going to start counting how many times a week “epée/s” or “era/s” are used in Apple News crosswords. Are the puzzle makers like obligated to use them a minimum number of times or something

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

I muted the tv until he’s done rambling and I can go back to the Price is Right, but before I did he said something like Obama’s standards for air traffic controllers were “terrible,” then he raised them to the highest possible, and then Biden made them “worse than ever” but he must be lying, right?

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

I just realized that over the last 8 years I have had the same type of experience on social media but depending on who the president is the flavor is different: every day when I poke my head in it seems like everyone is talking about the same thing but I have no idea what the subject is.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad

submitted 30 days ago • 117 comments