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Please do not @ me if you figured this out years ago ok I am doing my best in the end times over here
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Real talk tho my number one life hack for tricking executive dysfunction into letting you do stuff is changing out of my sleep clothes as soon as I wake up. I have been slacking on that lately and it’s making it very obvious how effective it actually is
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Usually the day pajamas are just yesterday’s clothes. And then I put on “real clothes”* after I shower when I’m done being sweaty for the day.
*most of my “real clothes” are still soft pants and t shirts
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If I change into daytime pajamas (aka soft clothes it’s ok to get sweaty in) or even exercise clothes now I will still feel gross until I shower. And I would like to do either more chores or maybe even exercise today! But I’m also very hungry! Therefore I have no choice but to sit doing nothing
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Off-roading in a child’s playpen of a perfectly level meadow
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Personally I feel like letting a 21 year old who’s never dated at all write book about relationships in the first place was harm enough. That whole “movement” fucked with my head in ways I’m still untangling, I was so angry when I learned he was literally just some guy a few years older than me
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I wonder if that book even cracks the top ten of most harmful bestsellers written by some guy in his early 20s
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I feel like generally most things described as “romantic” revolve around hanging out with someone you want to smooch, and usually the activities lead to increased odds of smooching, but it’s mostly just “spend time together and you both mostly think about how smoochable the other is”
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It’s when you eat a meal in a dimly lit room with someone you’re gonna smooch later, I think
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Anytime younger than me millennials fret about the children declaring their side parts or skinny jeans or no-show socks uncool I want to shake them like “why are you trying to impress actual children”
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Trends be damned, we are 30 or 40 years old and we are wearing whatever pants and shoes we goddamn feel like
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Since the ad’s copy is clearly aimed at doctors and this predates when prescription medications were advertised so broadly, I don’t know if it’s likely the average 80s computer game ad audience would have been familiar with a specific 60s tranquilizer ad. But an 80s ad designer? Possibly!
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There it is! It was an ad for Miltown using the made-up condition “battered parent syndrome”
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Oops my attempts to look it up are making Google worried for me
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This is reminding me vaguely of what I think was an old (60s? 70s?) ad for some pharmaceutical product but I don’t know if I can remember it well enough to find it again. I wonder if it’s meant to be a reference the audience of the time would have clocked
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In the garage, obviously
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The trick really is don’t try to get good at drawing, that’s fake, just train your mind to look at the shitty little guys and think “haha look at him go”
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Human biology is neat and also seems very poorly planned out sometimes
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Maybe they’re all in a fencing club together and also really liked Taylor Swift’s tour
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thanks to the vghf library i am now in possession of the most high resultion scan of that time jim davis drew the gamepro ratings faces
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The air pockets are essential to the flavor imo
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It seems pretty obvious he’s decided to throw the air traffic controllers under the bus and say it’s everyone else’s fault because he’s just so smart and good at everything 🙄
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Yeah he won’t stop talking
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Lemon! Now I’m gonna have to look for those
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Those strawberry wafer cookies are the shit, I also liked the package that had vanilla and chocolate flavor ones in it too
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There are calls to action to yell at our electeds but I don’t even know what specific thing(s) to yell at them about! It all feels so overwhelming, which is why I mostly just dip in occasionally so as not to succumb to despair
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The way whoever the president is affects the flavor is for the last four years, it was everyone making fun of some dipshit oped writer or an article they all read. Before that, and now again, it’s a terrible crisis the government is doing. The constant is I never know specifically what is going on
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How can you tell if a beret is backwards? This feels like a riddle
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I do genuinely love telling people about it who don’t remember because they think I’m making shit up, but it’s real! Big Bird yelled at the god of death to get a kid admitted into heaven!!
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Sometimes it seems like no one even remembers the time Big Bird convinced Osiris the god of death to allow the soul of an Egyptian child into the afterlife after centuries in limbo at the Met
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I feel similarly about a gag from 12 oz mouse which I didn’t even like that much as a show, but “give it to me for me” is just like… a phrase I think of all the time
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Certified lil guy