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Same energy as a poker player that keeps calling in the hopes of getting the two cards needed for an inside straight.

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Connor McDavid wins it in OT

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if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

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I do not believe in any tech product where the devs want us to view it with some form of religious awe, a divine gift redefining human experience and bequeathing knowledge unto us humble land apes. I believe in a tech product where the devs are like “this is handy for planning breakfasts”

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Respectfully, shut the fuck up, you don’t have any clue how the world works.

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Living in the future and it sucks

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It is profoundly dumb to think a government wouldn't use SQL. It's akin to saying they don't use paper.

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Does Kara Swisher lack object permanence?

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oh, to live in a world where the not-a-problem of just-fineness is a major philosophical concern qwantz.com/index.php?co...

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Dear me, I wonder what occurred before the NLRB to make it seem like a reasonable compromise to capital? Fire and blood you say?

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if you’re 25 years old with control of the entire treasury system and you don’t delete every student debt file, you are the biggest loser the world has ever seen

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I like ordering delivery pizza from two different locations as a race. I prize myself as the winner with two pizzas.

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“nobody saw this coming” = “we considered everyone who saw this coming a nobody”

submitted 26 days ago • 29 comments

I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.

submitted 26 days ago • 78 comments

with alt text: drake meme format but with geordi la forge from star trek tng top panel, "do not comply in advance" x bossy x already a cliche x implies permission to comply later bottom panel, f-ck you, make me + leads by example + directs yelling at opposition instead of allies + easy to put...

submitted 26 days ago • 5 comments

A government that deliberately abandons the rule of law is not morally entitled to its protections.

submitted 27 days ago • 116 comments

Sometimes the refs don't step in.

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Excel As A Database mindset is a really succinct way to sum up the sort of tech bro that is allergic to detail.

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A true story from 1928 with a few artistic embellishments. Part 1 🧵 (Alt-text for the first image contains the entire comic)

submitted 37 days ago • 17 comments

[making pizza rolls] instructions: heat them up me: yes instructions: let them cool me: no

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Abyss Creations confirms sales of RealMark are among the lowest in their line of RealDolls.

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Modern conservatism promises nothing but more wealth for the wealthy and more hurt for the hurting.

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Journey with me to the year 2004, marvel at the lack of spice or noodles in this so called "SUPER" market.

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I will still use ebooks for travelling but this is one of the big reasons I've stopped using them at home, the devices have become another vector for ads.

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David Brooks watching worst sort people having a screaming match over how far to turn the racism dial and finding a way to compliment them all while shilling for Ai.

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty

submitted 63 days ago • 338 comments

'Restore Balance' is some Frank Luntz ass framing.

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Dear Santa, You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you

submitted 65 days ago • 104 comments

*Werner Herzog voice* now, the Jingle Hop has begun

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This German meme was just brought to my attention and I feel obligated to reshare it here Frohe Weihnachten

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