[making pizza rolls]
instructions: heat them up
me: yes
instructions: let them cool
me: no
instructions: heat them up
me: yes
instructions: let them cool
me: no
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(I have a partial plate covering the top of my mouth.. no issues with hot pizza!)
Right?
RIGHT?
But I haven't had a pizza roll in probably 5 years lol
I read
I laughed
My tea cooled a bit! Lol
I use to turn my nose up when it came to pizza rolls.
One day, staring into freezer. A bag. Nothing else.
Then it was like a new discovery.
Now I like them. They have to be on the toasty side!
If they're soft I get grossed out.
And they can only be pepperoni
Crispy = yum!
Soggy = gag reflex
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DM: roll a strength check
Player: 1 😫
DM: FIREBALL 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Burn my mouth: of course!
Me: I’m sorry I had no idea I was trying to nuke up a SOUFFLÉ
Me: mutherf*cker!!!
instructions: I SAID cool
"Wait."
YOU CAN'T JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
#worthit
I feel so seen right now.
😁
💋
instructions: get hot
pizza rolls: yes
instructions: cool down
pizza rolls: i will not be doing that
Get educated.
That was 1-2 seconds right?
“Very”
“Aaaaaaggghhhh!!!!!!”
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Also me: probably burning my mouth because I’m ignoring the cool down part of the directions.
instructions: heat them up
me: yes
instructions: let them cool
me: no.
roof of mouth: ouch! and now there's a dangly little flap of skin that'll torment you for a few more days, at least.
I just hope (bitter sarcasm) that you're happy!
Pizza Roll Dude: Patience, my Friend...patience....
I have a strategy.
Tiny bite on corner and blow until hot tube temperature.
Now my family knows that bag of cheap unhealthy rolls of tasty,
but poor excuse for pizza.
Is mine!
And don't ask me to share!
Burn the top of your mouth, again
Me: nnaaahhhh ho ad …
Is it a dude thing, or everyone. Chicks are usually smarter about that stuff.
No, we're really not.
Ok, I guess I have been stopped enough times by girls I assumed...thinking back, I've seen them get the O face (not in bed) but they just leave their mouth open and use a napkin. I just chew like a madman.
Boy that makes me out to sound like a lousy lover, really don't care.
especially baked goods
*burns tongue*
*cries for 30 seconds*
*take another bite*
Cycle repeats
*Burns every taste bud off his tongue*
Hell yeah.
me: no
1. pizza
2. rolls
time to eat