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Possessed by a demon and kind of enjoying it. BG3, DnD, Go to DMC 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️
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Me flirting:

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Shaved 5 minutes off my morning routine by brushing my teeth and riding the mechanical duck outside the supermarket at the same time

submitted 84 days ago • 31 comments

shopping for black friday cremation package deals

submitted 91 days ago • 47 comments

I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs

submitted 93 days ago • 283 comments

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to provide more value for shareholders

submitted 94 days ago • 56 comments

Post: Damn, salt really does make everything better 😂 Reply: Really. What about the death of a loved one

submitted 94 days ago • 225 comments

Saw this sign and it has me wondering if I actually understand English. I sense a threat in it

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I’m normal btw

submitted 94 days ago • 78 comments

It’s really cool to be able to go to genius.com and not just see the lyrics of a song but also read analysis written by people experiencing concussion symptoms and/or carbon monoxide exposure

submitted 95 days ago • 18 comments

My mother hates it when I speak such truths

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Your mother and I met thanks to a starter pack called badass shitposters

submitted 95 days ago • 6 comments

i’ve been incorporating more microplastics into my diet lately

submitted 96 days ago • 34 comments

Gazing longingly at a framed picture of my bed that I keep on my work desk

submitted 95 days ago • 4 comments

loudly meowing as a defense mechanism

submitted 95 days ago • 7 comments

Im a Normal woman into Normal things dont worry bout it

submitted 96 days ago • 8 comments

No one: Absolutely no one: Me, watching Sleeping Beauty, a harmless children’s cartoon: what do you think the economic impact was to the kingdom when they burned all the looms? Do you think they had to turn to cloth imports, creating a trade deficit which destabilized the nascent industrial econ—

submitted 95 days ago • 62 comments

POV you’re interviewing me for a job and asked what my biggest weakness is:

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[wife reading my celebrity cheat list] Mr. Bean isn't a real person

submitted 96 days ago • 7 comments

Who is brave enough to invent an app where people like me a lot

submitted 96 days ago • 44 comments

There should be a flag before posts from Americans so I can adjust my cultural context before I start reading. #bluesky #helpdesk #ITteam #filter #eggs

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

they should make underwear with pockets

submitted 96 days ago • 25 comments

Liking posts here feels like being a wealthy Victorian man throwing coins into the gutter with abandon. Reposting feels like handing coins directly to a cheeky local orphan so they can buy beer before work. #history

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

doing a podcast where i cry for 1 hour

submitted 96 days ago • 17 comments

mr beast should be hunted for sport live on peacock plus

submitted 95 days ago • 211 comments

i want chappell roan to sing hot to go with the muppets and i want her to be miss piggy's first lesbian kiss. i will execute one hostage every hour until these demands are met

submitted 95 days ago • 36 comments

Developing a new music genre that combines the laid-back sax stylings of Kenny G with the punishing blast beats of black metal

submitted 95 days ago • 100 comments

Started watching a streamer to get better at a video game he plays and I am incredibly embarrassed to realize I now mainly watch him bc I have a bit of a crush. This must be what it feels like losing at chess to a dog

submitted 95 days ago • 114 comments

motion to denote sincere posts with /s

submitted 96 days ago • 17 comments

Idk what I’ve done to create my current algo but it’s incredibly mushroom focused. To a point I almost find disturbing? Is this the work of Big Fungi and can we band together before they take my mind completely

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Look if you have to worship a celebrity at least make it Danny DeVito

submitted 96 days ago • 12 comments

Picture this: an Italian drag queen called Mama Mia

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Saying that elden ring should have an easy mode in a room full of men just to feel something

submitted 97 days ago • 650 comments

Making pink neon signs saying librocubicularist and selling them on Etsy for £300 #donotstealmyidea

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