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Is the gist of Starmer's Musk speech that the far-right only crossed the line when they made Jess Philips sad?

UnitedHealth CEO was killed 30 days ago on December 4. Luigi is now on trial Lancet reports that USA’s exploitative health system enables 68K preventable deaths ANNUALLY. 5589 Americans have died under this system since December 4. So—when do the CEOs who knowingly enabled these deaths go on trial?

The traditional New Year's Eve pissup and the traditional New Year's Day piss-it-down

I do really find Mr Beasts particular brand of smirking dead eyed indifference to the work of artists and anything they might have to say while also desperately trying to profit off of them makes him a perfect symbol of modern capitalism

Canonically, the Grinch is neither anti Chanukah nor anti Kwanzaa but rather singularly focused on the material excess of Christmas. Thus, we can infer that the Grinch’s War on Christmas is not borne out of woke, but rather dialectical materialism. Furthermore, Whoville’s anti Grinch speciesism…

Reminder that David Baddiel is a fucking moron

Is this Britain's sorest loser? In July, Labour's @jonashworth.bsky.social was defeated by independent candidate @shockatadam.bsky.social. Shockat is an optician. A new optician opened opposite him. See what Ashworth posted, and the response. Ashworth went on to delete the post.

More women have been attacked by other women in restrooms for being suspected of being trans in 2024 than women have ever been attacked in a restroom by a trans woman in all of recorded history.

Remember to leave a CEO out tonight for Luigi

The SNP and Greens will this morning try to take power over Edinburgh Council from an embattled Labour minority ⬇️

Lamest shit I've ever heard in my life. "Rude" lmao

I never hear concerns about how the McDonald’s CEO making $19.2 million a year might drive up the price of a Big Mac.

So many of the British Invasion bands of the 60s and 70s were only able to exist because half of them were on the dole when they were starting out. Without 60s era social security benefits there'd be no Beatles. How many world-changing bands have we missed out on because of capitalism?

You know what story I have zero interest in, this prince Andrew shit

This is Sir Keir's Labour government in a nutshell: forensic, sensible, grown-up, heroically unwilling to commit. 👏

The government could have finally brought Royal Mail into public ownership. It sold it to a Czech billionaire instead. We are being ripped off. It’s time to put Royal Mail back where it belongs: in public hands. bbc.in/49BZTmP

I’ve had enough of woke ugly men in our games, so I’ve improved Geralt

Two things that are simultaneously true: - Antisemitism is a real, and growing problem in Ireland, something which a distressing number of people are in complete denial about - Only either a total moron or a shameless charlatan would claim that Ireland is the "most antisemitic country in Europe"

Okay I'll say something that isn't controversial and we should all be able to agree on Matthew Lillard was the perfect Shaggy in the live action Scooby Doo movies

Every now and then I remember that Joanna Cherry lost her seat and I get just a little bit very happy

I have zero respect for someone who's willing to throw marginalised people under the bus for a game that looked like a mediocre 2014 action RPG

I’m 100% ok with gatekeeping incels. If you can’t handle a woman being the protagonist or a non-white person being the protagonist of a video game, I don’t think you deserve to play games.

Every time you think to yourself "I dislike the monarchy but I really did like the queen" remember that this cunt was her favourite.

Totally agree. There's a difference between, for example, people pointing out X liberal dipshit was vehemently against Corbyn and now ludicrously complains about not having Corbyn policies, and someone attacking a former liberal dipshit who is achieving actual class consciousness.

What if Luigi is too intimidating. What if people don't follow in his footsteps because they don't want to get called the guy who isn't as hot as Luigi.

Fuck farmers. Gulag the Kulak pricks.