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glad they put the words on the side i couldnt quite make out what the guy was saying

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my pc crashed because i saw a huge bee in the computer and swerved

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

You the real MVP (minimum viable product)

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Thank you for agreeing to this photoshoot Ms. St. Clair, but is there any way we can communicate you’re not terribly bright and make bad strategic choices? We want something less literal than you holding up the baby you had with Mr. Musk. What if I swap the bishops and the knights? Perfect!

submitted 6 days ago • 26 comments

lmao @murderxbryan.bsky.social someone just screamed your name at the Chat Pile show

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

King gizzard probably never encountered a lizard wizard. In fact it's far from settled that he was a real historical figure at all

submitted 640 days ago • 9 comments

OTACON: Snake, this is your PENIS. It draws blood directly from your body’s circulatory system, filling its spongy tissue to achieve turgidity. SNAKE: Huh. Neat trick. OTACON: Once it’s ready, equip it and insert it into the VAGINA. SNAKE: Vagina?

submitted 8 days ago • 26 comments

Kinda fucked up that women have "Galentine's Day" but men don't have an equivalent term for seeing Chat Pile with the homies

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trump: we are going to save on social security by euthanizing everyone’s grandparents and replacing them with guys who respond “i’ve never had this problem” on tech support threads dems: the middle class did not vote for a gay president

submitted 9 days ago • 12 comments

Really fascinated with this administration’s plan to engineer, on a structural level, an unemployed loner with no support structure that knows how to use firearms and has nothing left to lose.

submitted 9 days ago • 38 comments

Adolf Hitler, you are gay, sir. Check and mate.

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

everyone wants an answer so good that it gives them permission to stop learning

submitted 45 days ago • 6 comments

"I'm complying in advance!"

submitted 12 days ago • 7 comments

You can tell some of these guys have been playing football for years

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

I'm hitting a wall in Street Fighter 6 where I feel like this genre might just not be for me but I refuse to be worse than darksydephil at anything

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

We have to face facts: WW2 combat flight sims disappeared from the mainstream and fascism began making a return. Indeed they were replaced by their Wario / Scratch: the live service combat arcade game, where military hardware was stripped of context and rendered morally neutral and brand safe.

submitted 15 days ago • 15 comments

Let’s fucking go

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Sitting at home on my phone, not attending any protests: where are the protests now huh

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

Guy who refers to enjoying an ice cold Dr. Pepper as "getting DP'd"

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Things are moving fast. I’m hearing reports that Drake has been arrested, presumably for protesting the Canada tariffs. It’s unclear why he was protesting them at a high school though

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enough is enough. democratic leadership in congress needs to act now and text me saying they need five to ten dollars

submitted 22 days ago • 98 comments

Suburbanites love to live a minimum of 10 minutes from the nearest grocery store

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

The problem with AI is you can't really shoot it in the head yet

submitted 26 days ago • 18 comments

you aren’t hearing from the dems because they’re hard at work down in the crispr lab growing vats of 2028 candidates twice as racist and 3x as old as biden

submitted 25 days ago • 37 comments

It rules how seeing this a couple months ago got me into Usenet and now my cult is growing by the day. Two people already reached out this week for help setting it up lmao

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

CATCH DONALD TRUMP DOING SOMETHING HYPOCRITICAL TO FILL THE HYPOCRISY BAR ABOVE HIS HEAD. WHEN THE BAR IS FULL HE WILL STOP BEING PRESIDENT

submitted 27 days ago • 314 comments

until it can provide us with a specific and foolproof list of instructions to , ai will forever and always be a childs toy

submitted 28 days ago • 97 comments

US liberals talk about protecting democracy a lot but they seem to revile it in practice. the idea that a politician should ever be required to do anything to win votes, rather than simply represent an amorphously 'good' or 'bad' team, is treated as some sick heresy

submitted 28 days ago • 193 comments

Only 5 days into the second Trump presidency and I'm already seeing the "it's more important to make art now than ever" takes. How much impactful art did we get out of his first presidency? With all due respect to Woody Guthrie, guns have a much better track record of defeating fascism than guitars.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

elon musk getting facial hair plugs so he can grow the mustache

submitted 29 days ago • 6 comments

Hm. I wonder what he meant by that. Probably impossible to determine for sure, like whatever that arm gesture was.

submitted 29 days ago • 7 comments

Fascinating playlist in the Army surplus store today: lo-fi hiphop cover of Creep followed by the RDR2 soundtrack

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Watching season 2 of Twin Peaks when all the most obnoxious characters start showing up

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Uh mods? I just met hate with the power of love and got my shit rocked again?

submitted 30 days ago • 10 comments

that cat dont even know that it is in a movie or that it is supposed to be in a demon haunted 19th century germany

submitted 30 days ago • 27 comments

How do I get one of those fake email jobs

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again

submitted 34 days ago • 475 comments

On my 5th or 6th rewatch of The Return my only real criticism is: why the fuck is Tom Sizemore there? Sure, he's playing a pathetic and reprehensible piece of shit but that doesn't mean they needed to cast an actual wife-beating child molester.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

"oh ho, but just last year you said running people over with with a big steamroller was wrong!” I exclaim delightedly as my enemy fatally runs me over with a big steamroller. it seems I have won this battle of wits

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With the obvious exception of Dougie I think Candie is the best new character in The Return

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I bet there's a guy in Burbank who's never heard of David Lynch and thinks the Big Boy died.

submitted 34 days ago • 8 comments