utsanomiko.bsky.social
Stranger in a strange land. Anime expatriate, class traitor, shameless cat dad. I’m just looking to riff with the cool kids. Dismantle capitalism. 🐝🧙🏽♂️ He/Him.
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Are we sure that’s not an Arrested Development quote from Tobias?
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If you tell me it’s supposed to be “Ranma one slash two” I will start punching and chucking people into a pile until it reaches the heavens.
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OK, *now* I know it’s the artist’s kink.
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I once watched three fan-made Star Wars trailers on YT (while searching for an official one) and started getting recommendations for Candace Owens & Ben Shapiro until I deleted those specific 3 from my history. I regularly clean my history of random channels’ vids now and it helps a lot.
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Nine years ago I had a Windows phone slide off my desk and fall ~30 inches onto a vinyl office chair mat, the screen shattered so hard it couldn’t even turn on and I cut myself twice on the glass.
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Colossus.
Nice guy, made of steel. What’s not to like?
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Yes but he’s been detoxifying on the “raw frog” diet.
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“Look, my therapist says I’ve been living as an ally for a full year now so I finally get to use these terms.”
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I was five years old.
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I feel sorry for the intern in charge of CR’s social media posts having to watch their bluesky account get absolutely bodied in all of the quotes and replies.
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I can attest the cake is very good and so far does not appear to be poisoned.
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The new gen AI video output feels like they’ve been trained on - and designed to replace - footage exclusively from insurance and prescription drug commercials.
Good luck making a 30-second spot with the same two people and a physical product.
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He needs to repost his Blu-ray covers.
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“What is a corn cob?”
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This is more akin to being sold a parrot, on the promise that it can hammer nails, when actually all it can do is make hammer noises.
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You caught him looking like a fabric softener mascot.
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Really? Not Balloon Fight?
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The wedding party is a bunch of teens; the reception immediately launching into some club techno dance instrumental is totally on point.
The real question is what is their generation’s version of the Cha Cha Slide.
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Can install a custom module for absolutely anything, has an interface designed for absolutely none of them. Definitely tracks.
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Cheech & Chong could have made every movie after Up In Smoke with a script that simply says "Michael Winslow improvs for 90 minutes while we tag along with him and Paul Reubens' Howie Hamburger Guy."
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The space station could have gone without a number I’m just saying.
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I still think the Mole should have been a numbered Thunderbird vehicle…
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Every time.
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Big “they let me tour the Shien factory as a sponsored influencer and I didn’t see any problems” vibes.
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“Robert, Elon doesn’t go on dates or pay taxes because he’s a billionaire sexpest, that’s not due to autism.”
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Can I play as a mall wizard?
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“Magikarp, I believe in you! Him ‘em with a Splash attack!”
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Looking like a first attempt at a Duke Nukem 3D custom level.
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I forgot how flimsy the local news fluff pieces were before Grey & Sinclair just handed every station the same script.
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We were subjected to the antibiffo all day yesterday, in the form of Mickey the Monkey.
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Can you at least release the joke’s source code so we can finish it?
I can’t write jokes myself but I’m an ideas man and can pay in exposure.
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A man as obsessed with collecting carcasses and instigating disease & death as RFK *has* to have some literal skeletons in his closet.
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