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I have gripes with booktok for publishing industry reasons but I could give a shit what women are cranking it to. I've seen what dudes jerk off to. May a thousand flowers goon, as far as I'm concerned.

Cool article about the fundraiser just went up on @them.us magazine! You can read it here: www.them.us/story/magic-...

Truly wild that they got away with “Bustin’ makes me feel good.”

see if i get kidnapped then i get to stop worrying about a lot of things. so i think it would be nice if someone would do me a solid and kidnap me at least for a bit

We must become evil woke

as it’s always been, death before detransition

Gagic: the Mathering.

Trying to do a tarot reading but the guy across the table is running mono blue and keeps countering my major arcana.

In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god

if only there were a type of voting that actually did something firebombing a walmart:

if he does this i’m deadnaming the hell out of it

"work family" are you out of your fucking mind

Thank god Joe Rogan and Andrew Tate have prepared Gen Z alpha males to die in battle for the annexation of Greenland

am i fucking insane for thinking journalists and reporters and even some democrats are taking trumps threats to take canada, greenland, the panama canal by force seriously? have some fucking back bone

happy new years to SLUTS and TRANSGENDERS

I'm sure Veilguard is a fun game that expands upon the dragon age lore, and I'm excited to play it What I really want, however, is an origins remake. That's all I want, then I'll be happy

i hope the insurance guy never gets caught because as long as i haven’t heard any of his opinions i can fully believe that he is exactly the same kind of communist as me

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

rotating in my mind "Randy Johnson's VR Pitching" where you try to recreate that One Pitch with ever faster, more agile birds

it is a WILD day for health insurance providers in new york to openly declare they're going to be worse to their customers

guy who thinks murder is usually good but killing the ceo of unitedhealth was too far. nvm i just invented the ceo of unitedhealth

the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic

Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale Play more indie games if you think gaming is stale Broaden your horizons… you won't regret it.

Phyrexian phryday, in honor of my fiance's game last night

Reduce your steam wishlist with this one weird trick! buy more game

elon musk i am in your walls

Happy Turkey Day from Jerma everyone

The other ninja turtles really give Raphael a hard time for expressing the correct emotion of anger at being a sentient creature forced to live in the sewers and fight as a child soldier

Playing through all the Rusty Lake games, and when I get to Paradox I'm greeted by this smiling face @johnwolfeyt.bsky.social What a wonderful game

Gotta get that WUBRG Wednesday drop

This seems mildly chaotic.

WotC has now owned the #DnD IP longer than it was owned by TSR. Only one large campaign setting (Eberron) released by WotC in that time, with a handful of smaller settings. Every other setting that WotC supports is a rehash of old TSR settings. This doesn't get talked about as much as it should.

Bono blue bonday

Lemme drop a 6 beast

i wish i had better words to articulate this, but the most draining thing rn isn't that transphobia is happening TO me but rather AT me. laws and bills that won't effect me directly but still serve to show a point of direction and the state of things

nevertheless she persisted

She doesn't realize how cute she is