I'm just glad the billionaire class can finally have their god-given freedom to engage in territorial expansion with their most valuable asset: the, uh, temporarily embarrassed millionaires of America.
If anyone touches their baby in the US military, the momma bear will rant about for years, decades online. They'll need to take their mothers to the battles to protect them.
Lol. Ahem, ‘men’ who follow those small d*c* energy influencers would run screaming like frightened orangutans into the night at the sound of actual battle.
It's good that all these teenage Tate fans have been lifting and using gear for a while, we're gonna need that muscle for the wars we're going to declare on the rest of the western hemisphere
Die?!? Wait, what??? Who said anything about dying? They said it was going to be like riding into Bagdad. Said we'd be crapping on a gold throne in a few days; a week, maxx.
So, seriously blue sky people, where are we today?
Are we laughing at trump’s idiot embarrassing rhetoric today? Or are we pissed that democrats are busy playing “humble servant”? Or are we preparing for dystopia because I need to know if I need to drink, scream or pack!
No, we will dam and drain the gulf, the new lands will be called the Golf of America and incorporated as the 53rd state after Greenland and Panama. This will provide all the land our crowded nation needs to grow oranges and golf, plus an unlimited supply of dike jokes.
The gen Z alpha crowd are no different than the Taliban. They think that somehow they’re all gonna get assigned virgin bangmaids in exchange for their military service
We could probably off like half of them with one stereotypically attractive woman trying to flirt with 3 or more of them at once; their egos would just overtake the little logic they have.
Bonus points if it's actually a trans person they're all actually fighting over.
Imagine looking at Canada, your #1 trading partner, and deciding that the best way to fight us is economic warfare. Like... am I dumb, or is he giving us a fighting chance to actually win a trade war with America?
Y'know, I'm sure the international crisis and WW3 or whatever that'll follow is bad and all, but on the other hand I'd get to move to a cute lil hipster neighborhood in Ontario....
Gotta look at the silver linings these days. Humanity might be lurching towards its own self-destruction and eventual extinction, sure, but think about how good the horror movies will be as a response
My son is turning 18 next month and I reminded him to register for selective service so that he too, could participate in Trump's fevered dreams of imperialism in Greenland, Panama, and Canada. I'm sure "Manifest Destiny 2.0: Electric Boogaloo" will be as just and righteous as the first one...
Haha, storming the shores in sandals and socks would definitely make a statement! Maybe a quirky protest like that could get some attention and push for the changes we need. It’s all about creativity, right? 😄
they'll be out of breath and yearning for hot pockets by Connecticut. "Dear Mother, I hope this text message finds you well. We are low on supplies and moral is gone......"
We send our young to die in a place I wasn’t sure even existed until a few minutes ago. Why is it cold there. Its called ‘Green’land. Almost as ironic if you called a place Iceland but it was green. Ha! As if!
So I completely agree with the indented meaning but the format is used wrong. With this meme format the thing you don’t want is on top and the thing you want is on the bottom, like this. He’s saying no to Greenland and yes to healthcare.
As a Canadian, we crave the US liberation
from our totalitarian communist nightmare. I eagerly await the sweet embrace of fully unregulated capitalism and the FrEeDoM to carry a bazooka to the grocery store!
It's giving middle ages energy, like just go fight and oppress other people for the land and resources. But yeah the free independent critical thinkers would absolutely do anything if Trump and Elon said to do it. For sure taking Greenland will fix the USA and it's not a distraction at all for sure.
Unfortunately in the current american hellscape School Shooting drills have probably helped prepare the incel edgelord army for the Pan-Canadian dual front war.
Wait a minute. The PM tried to steal their Seoul in South Korea, climate change is making Antarctica cry uncle. And now, from the Red Sea to Greenland, we'll be singing the blues. I KNOW WHO'S BEHIND ALL THIS!
And since they probably never learned geography along with not learning civics, history, science, and spelling, maybe they won't be able to find their way home 🤞
Imagine having a Puerto Rican flag hanging from your review mirror and a "Felon 2024" sticker on the back of your SUV like one person who works at my university and is apparently so lacking in self-awareness as to be immune to cognitive dissonance.
Right? It’s such a tough situation. Puerto Ricans deserve way more support, especially when it comes to their needs and rights. It’s frustrating to see that kind of disconnect while he’s talking about wanting more territories. It just doesn’t add up!
Come on Ms Wynn, that's an awful way to learn how to be a human being. The realization that 'oh shit I really should embrace the basics of being alive' WHEN a young person has a gaping hole in them. The absolute measure of humanity exists in such situations for all the wrong reasons...
I don’t know hardly anything about Greenland. Is there much even going on up there? What strategic objective would the U.S even have in attempting to annex it?
It's insane that we are even able to discuss this topic right now.
The president-elect has indicated his intention of using military force to conquer Greenland and the Panama Canal simply because he wants them. They are no threat to us. He doesn't care. He's going to drive us into WWIII.
And, all the terrorist militias, and oath keepers and proud boys, and 3% percenters, boogaloo bois, all you big bad alpha boys and your sons can go fight a war in hot, buggy, panama or cold Greenland. 🤣😆
Fighting is all the boys are capable of - or “wrestling”with other men. Use that steroid rage!
I'm waiting for US congress to suddenly double the Pentagon's budget for this very purpose, taking the money from every semi reasonable program on which we'd otherwise spend it.
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APA estimates half the country suffers from Anxiety. After this last election, I think it's a lowball estimate.
...just saying.
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It’s the fucking rural conservative christian trash that constantly keeps this nation from moving forward.
Why the fuck did we ever let the slavers back into our nice clean country after we put the dogs down in 1865?
Thaddeus Steven’s had the right idea.
Lincoln was naive.
Are we laughing at trump’s idiot embarrassing rhetoric today? Or are we pissed that democrats are busy playing “humble servant”? Or are we preparing for dystopia because I need to know if I need to drink, scream or pack!
You know not a single one of those fuckwads will volunteer to die in said war, either. Just like RW GenX during Iraq I and II. NOT. ONE.
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Finally, a way the future isn't a shallow disappointment 😂
Bonus points if it's actually a trans person they're all actually fighting over.
#boycottspotify
Wait they did what now
But if one must, let it be the instigator.
Have yourselves a merry little moronic war.
And there was nothing honorable about us ever"
from our totalitarian communist nightmare. I eagerly await the sweet embrace of fully unregulated capitalism and the FrEeDoM to carry a bazooka to the grocery store!
The gravy seals, oaf creepers, and plowed boys need to work know their cardio
They’re maga chimpanzees.
Oil and other resources, like Uranium.
The president-elect has indicated his intention of using military force to conquer Greenland and the Panama Canal simply because he wants them. They are no threat to us. He doesn't care. He's going to drive us into WWIII.
Fighting is all the boys are capable of - or “wrestling”with other men. Use that steroid rage!