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A delightful diversion parodying the political musings of our time concerning Alberta, Canadian affairs, and the tumultuous intrigues of American governance! Such an endeavor, when graced with the keen wit and sparkling irony of Miss Austen, is a treasure.
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What every single member of Brian Glazer's family should say to Glazer whenever they see him... "What the fuck is wrong with you?". Every time.
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Donald Trump? Poetry? Probably a book of dirty limericks all about a girl from Nantucket.....
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In anticipation of the occasion of Trump's Mount Rushmore face getting the Saddam Hussein statue treatment.....
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Yes, but does Trump realize this?
Does he even care?
Does Trump value revenge more?
Will Trump want to strike back as hard as he can to avoid yet another instance of "Trump Always Chickening Out"?
Ask yourself, "What would a crazy person do in this instance?"
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Starlink shuts down.
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Assuming that there will even be a Starlink left to boycott after Trump's revenge has run its course.....
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Assuming, of course, if the rule of law drove the actions of immigration, otherwise, as in many similar instances, simply deport Musk because he annoys you.
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How to escalate this higher?
Start using "TACO" when speculating why Trump hasn't deported Musk, yet....
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Feeling nostalgic for the Russel Wilson-era already....
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Or.... Does Trump ask Putin for advice on how he handles dissidents?
www.yahoo.com/news/russian...
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Next time Trump talks to Putin.....
"About putting polonium-210 in someone's drink.... How does that work exactly?"
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Next time Trump talks to Putin.....
"This thing about your enemies always falling out of windows...
How does that work exactly?"
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These Americans typically would be the ones who continue to celebrate the Confederacy, and hang to the fantasy that the Civil War was about States Rights.
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CNN hosts are, by their very definition, hopelessly naive country bumpkins....
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My thoughts have been drifting back to Charles Guiteau, and his relationship with James Garfield, today.... for some reason....
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Or as Lutnick describes it, "The Fun Depression"
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Wait til Trump gets the idea that he can try to extort concessions from countries by ransoming permission to travel to the U.S. for the World Cup.
For all nations.
Not kidding, and seriously, how does this not happen?
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Because American EVs are already inferior to Chinese,
and that Trump's war on science and education means American EVs are going to be forever inferior,
and you can already buy a Chinse BYD that gives you 300 miles on a 5 minute charge.
www.cnbc.com/2025/04/22/c...
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Thomas Fugate exhibits some real 1919 Joseph Stalin energy.....
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Narrator voice, "Of course, Trump continued to gut the education department"
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This is the premise for Trump to pull out of NATO and align the U.S. with Putin.
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NATO needs to tell Matthew Whitaker to fuck right off...
In 2023, the United States spent 3.4% of its Gross Domestic Product (GDP) on defense. This translates to approximately 916 billion US dollars.
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On the right... Bjorn Borg
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Trump smizing, you know, like this guy....
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First topic of study for Searchlight....
"How to function without a spine"
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.... with Trump's involvement in relaying Putin's message that gives the impression that Trump is a glorified messenger boy.
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Of course, Lutnick is referring to the War Against Greenland....
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Also, Trump, "Please, please.... think about the poor innocent docked airplanes!"
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Trump and Putin, "Horrors! Will no one think of the poor docked airplanes?"
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Oh, well.... looks like Ukraine will just have to destroy the remaining two-thirds of Russia's strategic bombing force.
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When Dr Ben Edwards is quoted "he had seen the [ homeopathy ] therapies 'work beautifully.'" without being challenged what that means for the patient, and how he measures success....
this piece does the work of anti-vaxxers.
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If Trump is true to form, DOGE will destroy GPS systems, and then Trump will issue an executive order to destroy all hard-copy maps....
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Okay.... the UK is on the good side of a completely corrupt dictator.
I'd be running some investigations as to "why", @theguardian.com
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These are the future graduates tasked with constructing and implementing Trump's Golden Dome....
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DACO*
*Democrats Always Chicken Out, see: Garland, Merrick;
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By process of elimination, we can deduce that the purchase did not involve a penguin....
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Please don't worry.
Dave Richardson possesses the Magic Hurricane Altering Path Sharpie...
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Everyone in the Trump administration is horribly bad at their jobs.
www.reuters.com/world/us/fem...
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Could it have been that he misheard and that the discussion was about the Higgs Bosom Collider?
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Now, if FDA was rolling out "Ilsa" that would be much more consistent with the Trump administrations='s goals....
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And then, it's what happens to said park after it is decommissioned.
As in, logged and mined.
www.latimes.com/environment/...
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A person who hates his job, is not going to be doing his job,
which in the case of Dan Bongino, is alright with me....
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Recurring Gags Include:
Melania trying to bake “American pie,” always resulting in molten disasters.
Donny Jr.’s constant attempts to impress his father with fake business schemes (like selling steak-scented cologne).
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.,,,, and her oddball, over-eager stepson, Donny Jr., a grown man with the spirit of a ten-year-old boy scout trapped in a Brooks Brothers suit. 2
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Story pitch for a series sitcom that kills 2 birds with one stone....
Premise:
In this zany, high-society sitcom set in 1963 Manhattan, Melania, a statuesque, Slovenian former fashion model-turned-reluctant socialite, finds herself shackled to Fifth Avenue perfection—and.... 1
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How?
Trump becomes the 8th entry in "History's Craziest Rulers"
www.ancient-origins.net/history-famo...
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David Pogue: Okkkaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy....
Why do your rockets keep going kablooey?
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Here's a much better headline, Washington Post, that you should have gone with, but didn't.....
"As President Trump pardons drug traffickers and traitors, here's 10 fascinating presidential pardons from bootleggers to traitors."
www.npr.org/2025/05/31/n...