I went out last night with a dyslexic experimental physicist (sorta like a quantum mechanic) who was so excited I knew about the Higgs boson he sprang a hadron during dinner.
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I was reading this out-loud to wife, and 11yo spoke up across the room: “What does that even mean???” Wife laughed and responded: “It means those two had a really good time.”
He gently took her Bosons into his hands. Strange, he thought. My Uncertainty usually prevents Entanglement. This Time I have a raging Fermion for her. It’s like a Planck! I want to make her Muon. Maybe she’ll want the Superposition.
Well Said. During a discussion in a University Shakespeare class I once mentioned tardons (got a huge laugh from the professor)…a physics particle that has positive mass and travels at less than the speed of light. We’re all tardons.
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He lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
I'm conCERNed
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Ever know a dyslexic insomniac agnostic who stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog?
Hope the dinner wasn’t too nuclearly charged!
TY sundae gurl for the laugh
it's so sad, that so few (can) get this joke/jest