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Bingge doesn't understand. He has everything he's ever wanted, so why does he suddenly feel inferior to this wifeless imitation. Why is there a world where Shizun is kind to him and protects him?! It must be infuriating. His first time romantically rejected and it's by a man he (thinks) he hates.
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It's all fun and games to him until SQQ realizes the truth. He's used to being rejected by this man, that's nothing new, but seeing it's out of devotion to a Binghe that has (in his eyes) accomplished nothing. Reawakening the longing for acceptance from someone he thought he washed his hands of.
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SQH living my dream (awkwardly third wheeling bingyuan)
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swept off his feet by an older, stronger protagonist. How will these three love birds work this out. Little did my stupid ass know, they WON'T. BECAUSE BINGGE STILL HAS TOO MUCH MISCHIEF IN HIS HEART. Shout out to LQG for somehow possessing the most braincells this whole time. THEY LOOKED IDENTICAL
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I just binged this whole thing and I am like a fox about to gnaw off its own leg in a trap in desperation. Fear not, SQQ, for Bingge had me fooled too. We are just two clowns honking our clown noses in mournfully comedic harmony. Here I was like poor White Lotus Binghe, having to watch his Shizun be
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This is why Bingge v Bingmei extra crushes me. Bingge learning there was a path (albeit not a path available to him) where he could find happiness and peace. SY!SQQ probably reminded him of things he forgot ever even wanting.
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SQQ is always praising the original goods for his poker face, but if only he knew the levels of horny depravity stewing under his beloved disciples serene smile.
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ALSO SY is going to be so confused at first, like, "It's so cute he's pretending to have stockholm syndrome after 10 minutes."
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This is exactly what Binghe needs tho! Imagine how many times people have told him they loved him, but never truly meant those words. To finally meet someone with the capacity to love as completely as he does, willing to do ANYTHING 🔪 for their beloved~ STOP LOOMING AND START CUDDLING, SY
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What a romantic first date. SY is up for quite the surprise when he discovers Binghe can not only matches his freak, but can surpass it~
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So many hands to touch Shizun with~
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i'm not proud of my history of licentious comments to various produce about the things i will do to it with my mouth when it reaches culinary maturity, but i like to think the promise of a good time encourages it to reach it's potential
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Shen Yuan @ LBH this chapter
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That being said when Bingmei makes it back they can make a Shizun sammich!
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I imagine it would be a rocky start. Bingge would have to be like WHAT'S THE POINT OF SHIZUN'S ARMS IF NOT FOR HEAD PATS, really put that fear of human stick in him for proper motivation. But like befriend a feral cat, Shizun would grow to long long for soft moments too uwu
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Joint custody of a golden core, perhaps.
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It looks so pretty!