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For those in the know.

submitted 1 day ago • 22 comments

incredible pull from one of these groupchats of people controlling the entire world

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submitted 45 days ago • 27 comments

Mankind was never meant to hold this much power

submitted 56 days ago • 139 comments

I love paying TurboTax a few hundred bucks every year to figure out how much money I owe the government, which the government already knows, but won't tell me because TurboTax pays legislators to keep the government from telling me. 😻

submitted 57 days ago • 473 comments

Good morning. Today is the 80th day that the U.S. President is running a backdoor bribery scheme in which any CEO or foreign oligarch can send him money secretly through his crypto coin scam in exchange for favors. It's the biggest scandal in the history of the Presidency.

submitted 56 days ago • 2252 comments

only 1 sausage is real the rest of the plate is a dlss framegen hallucination

submitted 58 days ago • 2 comments

Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American

submitted 58 days ago • 439 comments

It's one protestor, Michael, what could it cost? 100 million dollars?

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submitted 59 days ago • 91 comments

Finally, some good news. Don't know much about the UK judicial system, but I feel pretty confident his punishment won't be to become PM.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

submitted 63 days ago • 429 comments

new version of SA2 looks sick

submitted 77 days ago • 7 comments

If Trump and Musk want me to buy a Tesla, they should start by firing him from the government and the company, and have him divest all his stocks.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

DOGE trying to fire 200,000 employees for no reason: GOOD 👍 elon musks personal company being subject to markets and people choosing not to support him: BAD :(

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Charlie Brown: Lucy would 'absolutely' move the football at the last second.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Made a sandwich. Dropped it. This is Biden's fault. Ordered 2 egg breakfast. Paid $1 extra because 2 eggs. MAGA.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

$100 million to trample the dignity of the office of the president and the White House. $100 million to play salesman to the American people. $100 million to be an unscrupulous whore. I suppose repeat customers get a discount.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

SpongeBob and Patrick. Deep fried. Inconceivable sandwiches.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

we can and should make cybertruck and tesla owners feel even more shameful about their choice

submitted 85 days ago • 41 comments

GUYS GUYS GUYS THIS IS GONNA SAVE SO MUCH MONEY JUST TRUST, BRO GOING TO BE WINNING SO MUCH WE'LL GET TIRED OF IT ELON, GET THE CHAINSAW AGAIN THIS IS RATINGS GOLD DON'T LOOK AT THE STOCK MARKET, PLEASE

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

The only perk of having a nation ruled by geriatrics is that we can get nice clear shots of text like this cuz it has to be printed soooo big for them

submitted 85 days ago • 2 comments

Putting Cheez-Its in my tomato soup in some unholy mockery of cereal. I will not apologize.

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