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Writer, comedian, illustrator, blogger and international woman of mystery. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat. Writer of jokes in The Beaverton and Cracked. 🇨🇦
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listen if you want to hear me make fun of AI or if you’re just curious to find out how “Comeau” is pronounced
www.cbc.ca/listen/live-....
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That’s awesome!!!
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behold, factual information about Canadian time zones
thebeaverton.com/2024/07/cape...
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just chasing some poor lady in scrubs down the street screaming “I REQUIRE PRIMARY CARE”
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alas, I write for what is apparently Canada’s most trusted source of news
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I am powerless to make the internet better but I can absolutely make it worse
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There are an unbelievable amount of Maritimers with the same names, so they used to collect SINs to tell us apart; apparently they didn’t keep that information safely secured!
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This really did happen - Nova Scotia Power collects customers’ SINs and banking info, and it has been stolen by hackers and leaked online.
www.thestar.com/news/canada/...
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reading all about their accomplishments as a 32-year-old currently nursing a “sat at the computer a bit funny for too long” injury
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went straight for each other's accents without pausing to consider the cost of immigration filing fees
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I could tell it was a dream because the Iced Capp was a decent consistency and not a watery mess handed to me by someone who visibly hates me
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We’re in Nova Scotia now, but my dad is from Campbellton! Same vibe!
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the Maritimes particularly excel at all forms of small town crime
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my parents’ small town is one of the last known locations of a university student who vanished under mysterious circumstances 30 years ago and also the the home of a man who seems to be trying to figure out how many times you can drunk-drive a lawnmower before they just don’t let you own one anymore
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my UK ancestors were approximately 40 consecutive generators of tenant farmers named Mary and John, followed by a good 3-4 generations of garment factory workers named Mary and John
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my far-flung ancestors had no knowledge of the existence of Canada or the potato but I think they'd be glad to know I regularly consume gravy in a place with bad weather
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‪“at first the doctors didn’t think it was anything serious, but I kept pushing for answers because I knew something wasn’t right,” you read, pretending like you don’t have a body part that you have to to kickstart like an old lawnmower every morning ‬